k.m (via fluohrine)
Single serving size // r.i.d (via inkskinned)
[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible
Louis C.K. (via safeguards)
Louis C.K. (via safeguards)
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This. Yes this, is the very thing I love about humans. (via wornsoles-wornsouls)
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip
Taylor Swift (via itcuddles)
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