Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!

“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest

My new years resolution is to draw more mario characters.

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

My Fellow Americans,

We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

Listen/purchase: BURN PYGMALION!!! A Better Guide to Romance by the scary jokes

Here it is!! My third LP as the scary jokes. This has been such a labor of love for the past 3ish years and I couldn’t be more excited to share it with you all. :) HUGE HUGE THANKS to @cyelatm and @everydaylouie for their brilliant contributions! Happy New Year y’all!!!!

IT’S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:O

Sneak peek for you all! :) Remember to follow me on Spotify so you can hear the full version of Emotional Vagrant tomorrow (12/28) on Release Radar! :)

https://open.spotify.com/artist/33NScerSaBJ9Y1YndrE5sL?si=x1MqzViLQGmlswBxrbPGFg

OUT 1/1/19

NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER: itunes.apple.com/us/album/burn-py…mance/1447784549 PRE-SAVE ON SPOTIFY: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/thescaryjokes/fZIU FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/thescaryjokes BANDCAMP: thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

i am, in fact, extremely excited.

1939 Lehaitre tracked motorcycle

This is the most Diesel thing I’ve ever seen.

he looks so defeated. whats wrong motor man? you have everything

there is nothing left to achieve.

(via sbnkalny)

!!!!!!

ass

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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

(she escaped)

Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh

Ima firing my laser bwa

now that it’s the last legal fingers in his ass sunday, i want to talk about the history of fingers in his ass for a while.

fingers in his ass was uploaded by botanicsage, a mashup artist, on april 4th, 2016. the song was originally created to protest the removal of triple-q, another mashup artist who got their channel taken down for using kanye west in a mashup. this is the point behind these lyrics:

it became fingers in his ass (sunday) in 2018, when it was given a “music video” with sans and komaeda. the original song was called “ASSGORE (Fingerfücking)”. 

here’s the original. it’s the exact same as the other uploads except no sans or komaeda.