cute n fluffy

I respect a doctor who has likely had to answer a lot of stupid questions about transition surgery and has just reached the end of his rope.

FAST & FURIOUS 6 (2013) dir. Justin Lin

That was a real spit-take from Luda because dwayne improvised that line

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

four homunculi and edward elric

I mean yeah I carry a sadness that exhausts my will to live like a leach on my heart but I’m basically fine

My name is Grizzle Hardwire, cyber detective and/or spacer. I walk through the rain slicked streets of downtown Neo Hampshire, neon outlined holos of Pleasure Techs beckoning me into a hotel. Four of them are topless women, but ones a guy cuz like, its the future and theres gay guys probably. But just one cuz like, not too many. And not me, im the protagonist.

been repeating this in my head all day

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)

Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad

I would rather see someone walking around in a full puppy hood every day of my life in public than see an ahegao hoodie even once.

ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do

different schools of thought I suppose

big pittie man

we got a chubbier version now!

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

HIM????

it's real btw

If anyone is confused about what exactly Tumblr is send them this because there is not a more accurate description anywhere

been selling spells on etsy lately. $50 a pop and i just send the customer a photo of a burnt candle. thank you mentally ill women 🙏🙏🙏

to all da lamers/haters out there: i only offer shitty spells like for making people break up, lose job/money, get sick etc. so all my customers deserve 2 get scammed. i am a moneymancer and my only real spell is summon dollar

Seeing the memes my friends remember being like hamster dance is such a culture shock because early 2000s kids' meme in Korea was like "let's launch George W into the sun" as a discrete meme

There were dozens of flash games like these

40 year old man had this as his grindr prof pic.

fire

This is dope as fuck

@youdonthavetogotocollege @pointnclick

summer vibes

they would find each other in any universe

This is about 2008

actually they invented depression one year later for the emo movement

Teenagers will literally go in the internet and lie and say anything

why does every fanfic with y/n have to be about romance. maybe i just want to be coworkers at taco bell with dio. take an accounting class with kakashi. these men are not dateable but could provide entertainment value in other facets of life

"Y/N.... do you want to gaslight our manager by drinking all the baja blast out of the fountain while I, DIO, stop time, so they think they didn't refill it"

idk much about jojos bizarre adventure but what i DO know is that there’s a character named r.e.o. speedwagon like the fucking 70s rock band and everyone just thinks that’s fine 

reading this is like seeing someone discover pokemon for the first time but they’re like “there’s a lizard that breathes fire? what the hell”

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me