tumblr needs a "don't show me this user unless they're getting owned on a post" kind of block function
White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
Hey all my food insecure and tight budget folks out there, Wendy's will be doing 1 CENT hamburgers May 26th through June 1st!
WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS
Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol
i put on jerma streams for background a lot and it’s so concerning when he goes dead silent. i went to check on the tab thinking it was stuck or buffering and he was just
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies
wouldn’t even notice with the shit i got going on
“My cat got a cold and the vet recommended a warm compress for his eyes. I think he’s enjoying his spa time.”
(Source)
Universal Basic Income for everyone AND in addition Disabled people also get extra disability pay. UBI is not a replacement for disability aid and people who suggest it deserve to be vaporized into atoms by my brain.
.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.
you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard
Imagine how I feel
they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes
Tumblr in 2012:
Tumblr in 2022:
1000% took this at face value
Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”
hey… so i was sexually assaulted and need to leave missouri so i can get to an abortion clinic asap.
found out 2 months after the attack that i’m 2 months along. don’t have enough money to cover moving expenses and there’s no fucking way i’m telling my transphobic parents either. my cash*pp is $marcotheraz in case you’d like to donate there instead.
Hey, so some people have complained about payments not going through on fundrazr. If you run into that, you can also try giving through my kofi: https://ko-fi.com/marcotheraz. Thanks so much.
update: to everyone who donated, I can’t even begin to express how much it means to me … it’s a huge weight off my shoulders in the midst of a really fucking awful time. i upped the goal since I didn’t expect to even scrape it, and realistically for the travel + first month of rent, I’m gonna need more to survive. Anything donated above the goal will be used toward gas, hormone treatments, procedure costs, rent, and food. Thanks again y’all. x
the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty


















