Wake up.

The stormtroopers raised money to get him this

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

you’re my favorite notification.

Stoner Confessions (via imgur)

This is the best picture

Ricardo Solis

There was a baker who was single. One day he made a batch of cookies and then chuckled before saying to himself, “I’m a batch-elor!”

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

you’re my favorite notification.

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“14 Lines from Love Letters or Suicide Notes” by David ‘Doc’ Luben  (via bruisedkneesclub)

#this is probably my favorite line from nat #because she does #it’s her defense mechanism #this ‘nothing surprises me’ and ‘nothing fazes me’ #like an echo of fury saying she’s comfortable with everything #but SHE’S NOT #it’s a lie it’s her mask #she cares and she’s showing it right here #that she feels the need to defend herself from Steve instead of blowing him off #because she respects him #and she can’t control the fact that her defense mechanism keeps people she cares about at a distance #it’s how she survives and she likes it that way #until it turns on her like this and makes those around her distrust her #I’ll shut up now (via buckyforcap)

PLEASE GOD NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT NATASHA’S DESPERATE NEED FOR STEVE ROGERS TO TRUST HER

I know what the fox didn’t say. Moshi moshi.