apparently last night I woke everyone up by screaming "I got this way by kissing girls! Fuck off ya spooky bitch" so anyway that's where my life is at rn.. how about you?

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need you have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

hardest part of moving out of my parents house by far is finding all the old good recipes that we used to make before my mom turned into an almond mom

Like can we summon this m

like to charge reblog to cast

A monster?

Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

this is a murder scene

this is a murder scene

I reject the idea that kindness and gentleness and love needs to involve a bunch of gentle flowery language

I help you move, I bake you a pie, I sit next to you on purpose. How are you not getting the message yet? What do you want? A love poem? I don't know how to write those. Here, take this rock. It's your favorite color.

One of my dad's close friends reads online newspapers constantly and he always texts my dad articles that he thinks that he would enjoy. Where's the romanticization of that kind of behavior?

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

:V

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

TEEF

This kind of propaganda is going to lose someone a lot of fingers

I loved that the D&D movie really felt like a campaign. Doing a bunch of backstory at the beginning establishing how the characters know each other like in a session zero, overpowered DMPC that has to leave the story because they’d be too helpful, finding important information at a tavern, etc. They don’t reference gameplay and yet you know exactly how it’s the game. 

Eeva Peura - Kuujuhla, 2021

okay

hi these are crocodile skinks

What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night

Extracting from the original tags: this is an 8 minute exposure — it was indeed pitch black

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

i didnt really have the best day today but i saw this specific willabee and i was so comforted by jt i wanted to try and draw it

🥺🥺🥺 SHE LOOKS SO SWEET I'm glad she could make your day a lil better 💛

‘nothing black people think of or create is considered sophisticated enough to stand on it’s own—the only way nonblack people see legitimacy in our intellect or creativity is if they insert themselves or use us as accessories in their own liberatory projections’<—-i think this can help explain the ambivalent relationship nonblack people (specifically white) have towards black creative/revolutionary/intellectual ideas and practices. and why they never think it’s a ‘big deal’ to erase black women out of conversations we specificallly created.

tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you

I would just like to point out. The ears are pointing forward. The cat’s sprawling out more as the bowl is shimmied as opposed to getting up to try and get out. That expression is hardly what i’d call disappointment. It’s actually enjoying being gently jostled! Can’t explain why, though. Could be the soothing jiggling motions, like how we sit in a vibrating massage chair sometimes. Or maybe it just sees this as an amusement part ride of sorts. Whatever it is, i can tell the cat is very relaxed and trusting of the person holding it in the bowl. I rate this VERY cute!

reblog to get jiggled

get jiggled, idiot!