*sends u casual nudes to let u know I’m thinking of u*
*sends u competitive nudes to let you know i’m gonna kick your ass at smash bros*
“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”
someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?
me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*
me: no thank you
gay people be like i think this hetero ship has rights because the woman is never treated violently and the man is a well intentioned idiot.
my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking
the biggest lesson im learning is that nothing is as extreme or as permanent as our emotions convince us they are. nothing is certain and things are always fluctuating and there are always exceptions and there are always mistakes. there is always pain and there is always love. everything is a delicate touch away from changing
everything is a delicate touch away from changing
Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.






