It’s my favourite pokemonnnn

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

I'm crying. Here's a photo of a sailor from the Götheborg watching over the little sailboat in tow:

From the story:

"Our destinies were linked for very long hours" is just knocking me out.

umm ethoslab flippa you off

come back skulk Cub my beloved come back

No one knew what he was talkin bout

“Pooh.. I’m the king of Team Plasma”

learning more about inkling culture

I was absolutely wasted when I watched this and it deadass brought me to tears, I love it

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

Trick or Treat! :3

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

This is everything

@maverikloki

… my hand slipped

hampter

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Prompt #1034: IYO (18)

Imagine your OTP where both of them have a piece of jewelry that symbolizes their "friendship", and it was just for fun and definitely not serious. But when one of them loses their jewelry, they start to realize that it (and their relationship) meant more to them than they thought.

Kao can't find the golden bead Al gave him for his braid and turned his room upsidedown. Jaw tight, with a fierce scowl etching itself to his face. It was a mess and the longer Kao can't find it, the more he exerts unnecessary strength to his grip. Destroying the furnitures.

He can't lose it.

He can't possibly lose it.

That thing was– his.

It's given to him by that awful idiot, and—

"Oh dear," Kao snaps his gaze behind him, seeing Al, still in his pajamas by the door. "Renovating your room so early in the morning?" Al chuckles, stepping into the room that looks like it got wrecked by a raging tornado.

"Don't. Move." Kao warns, growling.

The human shouldn't step inside, the splinters– if Al tripped somewhere in this mess, he'll get hurt.

"My, my, Kao. You look positively fuming. Perhaps a nice shower can amend that~?"

But Al easily brush off the glare sent his way, sidestepping the clattered objects on the floor. Carefree, oblivious, and heartachingly fearless. Kao hates it. Hates how disarming the fragile human is, how he doesn't consider a wyord worth a speck of caution. Hates how Al trusts him so easily.

Kao immediately rushes forward and catches the chef when he slipped from a sheet, annoyed at his instinct to keep the human safe.

"Thank you, Kao!" that smile the idiot sends him is blinding.

Kao looks away. Throws Al out of his hazard of resting quarter. "Stay put."

"How about I join you? I know a thing or two about decorations~"

Al doesn't listen, of course he doesn't.

Kao sighs, pushing his hair back, "I'm not renovating my room."

"Oh?" Al tilts his head, peeking behind Kao. "So you're just in the mood for cleaning? I must say, it's not looking very well."

"No." Kao groans, blocking the way. "I dropped... something. Look, it's none of your business, I'll deal with the mess myself. Just, leave me be."

"What are you searching for?"

The bead you gave me.

"Nothing important." Kao curtly says instead, pushing Al away. "Go away. Now. You're distracting."

"I can keep a lookout, who knows, I might just found what you dropped faster than you~" Al sing-songed.

"I don't need your help."

As if he'll let this idiot finds out. Hell no. He's never going to live it down if Al figured out he's ransacked the room for that small insignificant bead. It's humiliating.

Al pouts, and Kao ignores the upcoming whining and complaints for keeping secrets. Al will get over it.

"Oh, alright." Al finally relented, "Before that, here."

Kao raises and eyebrow as Al takes something out of his pocket, but he habitually held out his hand, knowing it's futile to reject whatever item of the day Al is randomly giving him.

His eyes widen when Al places the bead he's been looking for.

"Why do you have this?" Kao asks incredulously.

Al blinks, fuschia eyes looking cluelessly. "You asked me to hold it for you yesterday before bed, remember?"

...he forgot.

"I'll go prepare breakfast now, if you still can't find what you dropped,nat least head down and grab a bite okay?"

Al waves his hand and make his leave, oblivious to his housemate twitching eye.

Kao let out a long suffering sigh, clenching the bead. His head went blank when he can't find it so he completely forgot about everything else. Damn it. Now he's going to have to deal with his room looking like a shipwreck.

"F**k, I hate him."

So he says as he brushes his finger over the glinting gold, quirking up a faint smile.

This is mine.

At least, the things that awful idiot gives alone, Kao can possess and claims as his...

BJBJHUFJVKFUFIHUFUGIVKJBIBJGAY- 😭💖

HOW DID YOU FOUND THIS?! :kurscream: ngl, I was hoping no Edelsteen folks read this 😂💦

I haven't been on Tumblr at all recently. Ur really making me use my socials to find food for the brainrot rn. ( / v-v)/

The Original

Wait, actually the original? This post is historic

happy spooky month, everyone~

Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos