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i cant even read the news any more and function as a person without being paralyzed by dread. it really feels like the world is going to end in the next decade and im supposed to just have a career and pay taxes
tropes i will never get tired of
- fake dating
- omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
- deadpan jokes while swordfighting
- the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy
- oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love
- Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
- funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them
- the villains presented as the protagonists
- *increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
- “I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*
- “ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
- traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
- characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
- using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working
- a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
- a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain
- “don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]” “you lost it, didn’t you?” “yeah”
- “what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?” “raise the dead” “and what did you do?” “raised the dead”
- “I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*
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This right here is a serotonin generator
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- Something unlikely happening + two people swapping money in the background
oh hey new guide thinggg~ some basics on how to practice! there’s SO much I could add to this, so it’s just the basics :O
short (kind of): there’s more to practice than doing something repeatedly, it’s also learning new things, problem solving, and honest critique. Each of those is its own skill…also be nice to yourself!
Hey guys, I know I’ve been away but it’s bc of real life reasons. I want to write some stuff, but it’s going to be on hold for now. But here’s something awesome in the mean time. Thanks for your patience.
im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!
‘just saw cats’
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PHOTO LMAO
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renaissance painting
my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine
Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do
today’s imaginary therapy session went really well
me after ranting out loud to myself alone in my bedroom at 4am
When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.
I always come back with a renewed appreciation of chronologically ordered posts. Just seeing shit in correct order is comforting.
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Anonymous asked:
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
remember that time that all the unova gym leaders gathered to take down team plasma with their pokemon and brycen opted for hand to hand combat instead
I would too if my Pokémon was cryogonal
‘fuck pokemon battles what are YOUR stats’
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i hate kink i hate sex booo 👎👎 no more pussy no more dick
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and.. no more war… wolrd peace now. My final message
bored of cursed magic swords that eat souls
I want a cursed magic sword that vomits souls
you stab someone with it and it stuffs them so full of souls they explode
Penguin are you asking for a weapon that astrally creampies people to death
#SpectralNutBustingSword2020
And so it is forged: The Loadmaster
emotionally distant f/o imagines
Imagines for emotionally distant f/o’s like villains and characters that wouldn’t be romantic
-They let you survive when they otherwise wouldn’t for others with that moment of hesitation as they think over letting you live their expression slightly clouded for a second
-Making up an excuse to be able to touch you even if sarcastically for a moment like holding your chin but really savoring the feel of your skin for a second
-Setting you free/doing something small that helps you escape once shit goes bad
-Running away about to be safe but slowing and swearing to themselves knowing you aren’t safe. They sigh then swear to themselves before rushing back to help you
-Getting defensive when someone says something dismissive about you
-Taking time while you sleep to take in and admire your face now that you aren’t awake to notice so they don’t need to play cool
-Opening up for a moment to you in a moment of weakness
-Getting angry when you almost get yourself hurt
when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h
