English Pronunciation

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.

My English teacher let me memorize this in high school

I feel like this is the only gif this fandom needs

*look around* *look at all of the madness* *welcome* *there is no way out*

^that pretty much sums it all up

Good hello! In honor of TRXYE rocking the charts just from pre-sale and Happy Little Pill being #1 in so many countries, I’ve decided to do a little giveaway! KEWL!

How To Enter:

What Can You Win?

GRAND PRIZE: 1 Winner

One lucky human will win a super stylish TRXYE sweatshirt from District Lines.

NOTE: I cannot guarantee a specific size but it will most likely be either a Small or Medium.

Second Place: 5 Winners

I will be picking 5 people and sending them a copy of the TRXYE EP either off iTunes or from his website.

Third Place: 10 Winners

If Happy Little Pill becomes available to “gift”, I will buy the song for you on iTunes. If that doesn’t happen, I will just buy you the EP.

CHANCES TO ENTER ENDS ON AUGUST 15TH SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

This is my sister, Heather. 11 years ago she was born with Spina Bifida. Spina Bifida means you are born with a hole in your back affecting your spinal cord. She has been in a wheel chair since she was about 3.  She has never truly been able to walk without assistance. She has gone through 19 surgeries and the 20th is coming up in December. We have contacted “Make A Wish Foundation” and we are waiting to go through the process. Her biggest wish is to meet the cast and crew of Supernatural (her favorite show) in Vancouver on the set.  Could all of you sweet supernatural fans help support Heather, on the pursuit of her BIGGEST WISH EVER!!! You can help by reblogging this, spreading the word, or sending this to any cast or crew of SPN. 

Thank you for the love and support. 

Business Email: heathers.wish@yahoo.com

Twitter: HeathersWish

Love and hugs,

Heather’s Family

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

LOL brilliant 

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

NEW VIDEO: “The Poopy Diaper Challenge" ft. Korey - as always, I’ll be stalking people who reblog, so reblog if you give a shit. ;]

Reblog this and i’ll handwrite you a 6 word story.

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

man the last image really got me..

The second to last really killed me.

A simple thing we see frequently on the Internet being put into the perspective of real life.

The last one put me to tears all I can think is my grandpa and how much I miss him

I don’t advocate war but the I have a lot of love for the victims of it. These put things into perspective.

the second to last and last one hit me hard wow

reblog if you'd still like 5sos even if they were ugly as shit

just wanna see how many people actually care about their music

IF YOU SAY THEYRE PUNK AND THEN CARE ABOUT THEIR LOOKS YOU CAN SUCK MY PWEENUSSS BECAUSE PUNK DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT LOOKS OK THEY ARE FUCKING IRRELEVANT THE MUSIC IS WHAT MATTERS

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

Yoink

I reblogged this 5 minutes ago and it had 10 notes

Reblog if you're a girl.

im following anyone that reblogs this.

no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.

doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.

Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

promise me if you see this on your dash, you won’t kill yourself tonight

Every single person who reads this, whether you follow me or not, needs to know that my ask is always open. You never have to go through anything by yourself, I promise. 

panic/anxiety attack

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

now 5sos have signed your blog

don’t remove credit please

can be bought as stickers or on phone cases here :)