Why do kids have to scream so early in the morning? More importantly why do they have to scream at my cats when I’m trying to sleep
ok i did it
i see we’re at a stalemate
Everybody who interacts with this post dies on impact
the man
i seriously used to watch this video every couple of days and try to debunk it but this dude is literally revolver ocelot in the flesh
my kind of shitposting
people who type like this have committed at least 3 murders
i don’t think she liked it
If I had to see this mortal sin, then so do you.
Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments
Anon Tries Math
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, January 24, 1924
This reads exactly like a tumblr post and I love it.
everytime we touch
did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words
can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real
my dad just called me phil for literally no reason
how do you phil about it
im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
I made this dark humored motivational poster for my work space to remind myself that if I don’t get over my depression and anxiety, at least temporarily, I won’t have a job. ✨
Another one for my work space.
I think this is the last one.
Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.
it must have worked so hard!
im so proud of him
when you think your outfit looks nice but as soon as you’re about to leave the house your mom says “you’re going out dressed like that?”
Lesser known fact about Tommy Wiseau- always wears two belts




