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“In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape”
PETITION TO MAKE A MOVIE/TV SERIES ABOUT JULIE D'AUBIGNY.
And people say Opera Divas are boring
goals.
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn
Riverdale, but Kevin Keller has an actual storyline outside of being the “Gay bestfriend” and “bad guy’s boyfriend”. Thnx.
May your 2017 be filled with cute cats and dogs, intense orgasms, and good food.
Hillary 2016
WOMEN HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FOR YEARS
BOBBY NEWPORT HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE
“I have great pleasure in thinking you will be so happily settled. I have not a doubt of your doing very well together. Your tempers are by no means unlike. You are each of you so complying, that nothing will ever be resolved on; so easy, that every servant will cheat you; and so generous, that you will always exceed your income.” - Mr. Bennet (Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen)
Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.
Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.
This is also hilarious because the Tudor portraits are upstairs on like the third floor so that fox also had to go up the stationary escalators long story short he was on A Mission
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
Abstract Maps
Toronto-based artistJazzberry Blue created this series of abstract maps portraying the world’s most famous cities: Los Angeles, London, Milan, and more. The self-taught traveling artist uses a combination of bold color palettes and geometric figures to give each map an abstract flare of its own. From the organized city blocks of New York, to the chaotic streets of London, every print perfectly captures the essence each city.
Via Domus
someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado
Show him how to build a real wall.
this is my favorite response so far
