Help Me Get Transportation

Hi, I decided to make another gofundme for my transportation issues. With my move, I am unemployed and I don't have a license so I need an e scooter. I desperately need this transportation. My birthday is also coming up next month and I'd rather my transportation than a birthday gift. On top of it all, my partner is paying my bills right now and I would prefer not to rely on it like that.

Reblogs help.

GFM: 0/900

Hey I've not had any donations really, and like transportation is kind of important. Uber is becoming increasingly unviable as my rating drops from my inability to tip. Getting a scooter would free up like an extra 300 dollars for my budget. I really need help guys.

I'm not kidding btw. Either i get a scooter through donations or i am going to end up getting fired or having to quit cause I can't afford Uber anymore. Please reblog this. My only other option is going into debt and using credit through like pay pal or something

This is the exact model of scooter I will be buying

First dono! 100/900. Whatever I get that doesn't end up going to the scooter, goes to the safety gear and locks I'll need FYI.

watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”

ok the irony and misinformation in the tags is making me insane. leprosy? caused by bacteria! and not actually that contagious! tuberculosis? bacterial! bubonic plague? also bacterial!! if you want an early viral infection smallpox is right there! polio! hell, even influenza! bacteria ≠ viruses!

Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

Soo did y'all know you can get a soldering iron for 8 bucks? I didn’t. I do now. I’m about to burn the shit out of myself.

it’s fun to run it’s fun to play, it’s fun to make things out of clay it’s fun to fill your car with gas

it’s fun to break things made of glassss

now the burning will commence

horsey

first time doing stained glass first time using a soldering iron. It looks like shit and i could not love it more

Also i think it might be permanently attached to that table, but y'all know how it is you win some and you lose some .

the horse has been unstuck from the table and i think I’m getting better at this ^^

this post is from may 3rd so i thought I’d update it a bit.

I ended up using the glass not used in the horse to make this as my first Real stained glass thing, finished may 17th:

May 19th:

and now this is what I’ve been picking at on and off when i have the time to do so since:

i think… there might be a theme here.

(this was finished in March 2023,)

Anyways happy birthday to me having a mania fueled sleep deprivation and pots episode in the craft store.

and some more i can’t be fucked to figure out when they were made:

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

I got six words for you: I got four words for you: I got 2 words: Fuck you

evil

People really hate thinking huh

Nietzsche would have a field day over this tbh

give it 10 years and reading and writing at a basic adult level will be a rare skill

THIS is the allure of AI, why techbros think it's neato keen: they hate mental effort. They don't want to read, or attend meetings, or view long videos. They want summaries.

These are the frat boys who never studied, who didn't do any work in group projects, who paid somebody else to take their exams.

If the machine can write responses, that'd be great too. Just read & answer all my email like it's me, then summarize using a short video of a hot naked anime chick reading the news.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

Under the American regime it's a crime to stand outside a store and not buy anything, if you don't cut your grass the neighbours will report you to the neighborhood surveillance police. Child workers try to raise money by cutting the grass for you

posting niche fic on ao3 is like releasing a small creature into the wild and hoping it survives and finds sustenance

got one whole comment… the small creature may yet survive the winter

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

I’m really looking forward to the day at work when the CEO comes online and says, “Congrats, that was everything we were gonna do. We’ve done all the work. That’s all the stuff we’ve planned to do. The products are all really good right now and we shouldn’t change them anymore. It’s just cashing checks from here on out.” And we all go outside and play in the river.

Waking up from a dream you were really engrossed in like "fuuuck I forgot to return my polearms to the priory"

I wish this was my job.

I mean, “Emily” is a nice enough name for a girl.

There, I just earned $1000.

i have too much joie de vivre for this

i’m so serious when i say excessive fear of being annoying/creepy/taking up people’s energy etc holds us back. it seems like it’s just little things but they add up. over the past month i’ve ordered food and drinks almost exclusively by asking “do you have a favorite?” and i know if i said that on twitter or wherever ppl would dogpile me for demanding emotional labor of servers or w/e but every single person i’ve asked has seemed genuinely psyched to answer! i don’t ask if it’s busy obvi, and use a phrasing that gives them the easy out of “i don’t have one”— but no one has taken it! the girl at the cafe confessed to me with something like conspiracy in her voice how everybody raves about the gluten free chocolate chip cookies and sure, they’re great, but the delicious, fluffy homemade waffles are RIGHT THERE. the barbera the bartender recommended was actually kind of awful but it broke the ice and we ended up talking for like 45 minutes. the bodega guy declared that he usually makes himself a burger but tonight was “a breakfast sandwich night” and tbh he was totally right. it WAS a breakfast sandwich night

thank you tumblr user @saw5. tumblr user saw 5 gets it

Domestic Dog (Silken Windhound) for a $5 Ko-fi supporter