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Contraband opossum?

@contrabandkitty

Heya, i used to be active on tumblr back in 2016isshhhhh and i just decided to hop on again, a lot has changed but hopefully i can meet some new friends ^w^
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u know it smells crazy in there

underwater odour, underwater funk

stinking up his bubble like an underwater skunk

underwater thesis, he won't underwater flunk

already published papers but they underwater stunk

Samurai about to kill a pregnant woman. There's a glint of light and his sword slashes faster than the eye can see. Suddenly the woman isn't pregnant anymore, but the samurai is.

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

latreaumont-deactivated20210709

ilove not letting cars gofirst when i cross thestreet like yesi'm have the right ofway, i'ma pedhead, a walkster, a socialburden, a slowbie, &i'm proud too . Go blowup in your little toys or whatever

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Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.

i’m at the transmasc yard sale

i’m at the transfem picnic

i’m at the combination transmasc yard sale transfem picnic

Word to the wise y’all. Don’t wear a butt plug to your MRI

Don't wear a chastity device to one either. Even if it's a silicone/resin cage, the locking mechanism is still metal, it WILL try to yank that thang asunder. The GOODEST boys are the ones who DON'T risk damaging their body and a $1.2million machine.

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There’s no way on earth anyone has to be told this I’m hallucinating this post there’s just no way

Any guy who removes his chastity device before an MRI does not truly love his mistress. In fact, volunteering for autocastration is probably the most genuine act of love you can show.

Is promoting a pawn to a queen forcefem

You think women can't be pawns? What, are women too fragile to be sacrifical fodder for the imperial monarchist war machine, too dainty to live and fight and die for the whims of a dispassionate and ineffective royal? Wow, misogynist much 😞

You think women can't be forcefemmed?

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Look what I got at the comic shop for fuckin $1.08

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This is the only issue and only about 3 of the panels in the whole thing look good But,like, she sings to me. I'm deeply invested in the whys of a society building sex robots and then banning kinky sex with said robots.

I will never have answers as Donna Matrix No. 2 does not exist. Which is sad because it promised me CyberSEALs.

I would rather get followed by 10,000 'bunnygirlprostate's, 'puppycuntboy's, 'flyingsharkgirlballs', etc than a single 'marriedalphadaddydompussybreaker1982sdarkdementedworld'

being a fucking casual is a skill that takes years of honing

you need to have the kind of soul usually reserved for monks to be able to hop on a game you have hundreds of hours on that you've been playing for years, suck ass at it, and not want to jump into the sun or get mad in chat at some 13 year old who downloaded the game last night and is already better than you . there are many others who live like me. join us

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Something funny about fo2 is if your character is female you can like, dance seductively in one of the casinos for money, right? Except they never made dance animations so she just walks around and does some default animations like using an item, bending over to pick something up, etc

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You can make $500 a week doing this btw

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Decided to make a gif because my description really doesn’t do it justice. Also she mostly just kinda stands there

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(also the animations used seem to be random, last time there weren’t any kicks and this time the ‘use item’ animation is missing)

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