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All the answers are in that house. || 08x14 - All That Remains
sometimes a family isn't a mom dad and kid. sometimes it's a fictional fbi team
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Criminal minds characters as text posts pt.3
early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:
Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)
Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid
Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains
Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”
Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent
Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass
David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired
Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows
Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death
like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point
I can’t even see what I’m doing.
This is supposed to be Dean and Cas. And it’s just a warm up with two colours.
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cas in The Talk with claire and alex scene at jody’s place but instead of being awkward but i-have-to-do-this like jody or what-the-frick-frack-did-we-get-into like the winchesters, he is SO. cas. recites a heath-ed video he saw on youtube. accidentally comes out.
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hehehe claire because she is oh-so-cool like dean goes “how do you know, cas? did you get someone pregnant?” and cas squints and goes “claire i’m gay.”
Job seeker pro tip that is paying dividends for me (literally in the not too distant future if I’m lucky). Repeat after me:
“What is the budget for this role?”
Memorize it. Internalize it. Practice it like a martial artist with their 10,000 or whatever punches. You need to be able to rattle it off in a moment of panic and that moment of panic is when they ask your salary expectations. Do not be the first person to name a number if you can at all avoid it. You’re gonna drop this baby like the Reverse Uno card you’ve been waiting the whole game to play and you’re going to drop it before even thinking about answering that question first.
Not once has it backfired. No one has gotten angry or offended. Bonus points if you can frame it as you not wanting to waste their time either (makes you sound more senior than you might feel, might not work for someone looking for their very first job but hey still worth a shot).
Every interviewer I’ve tossed this at has been gratified and clear and quoted a number, the only exceptions were when the interview was more exploratory (didn’t have a specific role when we spoke) or they needed to ask a different hiring manager and even then both apologized profusely for not quoting me the number first.
Every single time it has been more money than I would have asked for. Sometimes literally double what I was making before, in calls where the recruiter reached out to me first. I was aghast. As a millennial who got screwed every which way by the recession and still has ptsd over it, finding out what I’m “worth” in this current labor shortage was mind boggling.
(Final disclosure, I’ve been working office jobs for 10 years. This advice might not work for everyone. Many it will work for already know it. But boy howdy, has it been working to levels that have me absolutely floored.)
TL;DR: Never be the first to quote a number if you can at all avoid it. HR people I’ve encountered won’t be mad, they’ll respect you for it, especially if you frame it as doing both of you a favor by making sure you’re both on the same page and the magic words are, “What is the budget for this role?”
As an HR professional I can confidently say DO THIS! It makes the interviewer think you have your act together cause it shows not only that you know ‘business talk’ but implies that you’re aware of the larger picture/budget besides just this role.
I am absolutely shocked no one on tumblr is talking about how Prince William's affair allegedly was because Kate doesn't peg.
How is this conversation missing tumblr? Prince William getting involved with another woman (apparently with Kate's approval? Until feelings got involved oops), to get pegged. Explicitly to get pegged.
How has the pro pegging website missed the rumor train on this one?
You’re fucking with me. You absolutely have to be fucking with me
what did they put in supernatural to make it so goddamn addicting??
an homage to some of my favorite tags on this post 💞
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This was meticulously crafted in a lab
the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
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GALLIARDISE
[noun]
extreme gaiety; merriment.
Etymology: from Middle French gaillard - lively, vigourous; a lively dance.
