MMM OUGH Slirp yes DELicious GROUT

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

We must all do our part 🫡

calvin: why do source engine games look so liminal? calvins dad: its not that source engine games look like that, the whole world was actually liminal in 2008

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

I thought this was meme at first but I guess I had too much faith.

gwen stacy vlc media player tshirt

This can't be real I would've noticed it... right???

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

Obsessed with this energy tbh

Tourettes but I just randomly say Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners

Obsessed with this energy tbh

Tourettes but I just randomly say Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners

HELLO, THIS

on a similar note

the saga continues!

These statements are worse than I ever could have expected and I thought my expectations were already at zero

FUCK the town of Winchester MA. It is the most abhorrent, wretched excuse of a place in the whole country. Stowed away where no human should ever have dared settle and yet there is a town full of the most vile, entitled and ungrateful of creatures to have ever emerged from primordial sludge. They do not DESERVE the train station we are building them nor would it service anyone if they had one. This is because no sane person would ever DREAM of stepping foot there and no resident should be able to leave. The whole world would be better off if we simply encased the town in concrete and let it stand as a testament to man's folly. The only acknowledgement of its existence a collection of jagged forbidding spikes marring the countryside and a sign left to warn any who stray too close that "this is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us."

Fuck Winchester MA

Winchester in 6 years 43 days 7 hours

kaladin is so funny throughout twok he’s like “i did such horrible things to tarah” and then in oathbringer we finally learn his crimes were being emotionally unavailable and not writing her back bro get your priorities straight

"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?

Europe has types of racism americans haven't even heard about

Against people you didnt even know you could be racist against, on top of the racism against the people are usually racist against.

Someone should make a mod like that actually.

For bonus points, the pronouns are randomised for each world.

For each encounter*

This might be harsh but I think those who equate “good character design” to “character I would fuck” and express outright disgust at designs who dared to fall outside their conventional beauty norms should be trapped in the amulet for a thousand years. minimum

Isn't this the plot of Incarceron? That's totally why everyone's in there

Me when i get steamed like a crab

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.