If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
bettiefatal
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
rudeartheaux
I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat
mynameisrown
Oh well. 😂😂😂
memoirsxaly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting
LEAVE THESE ANIMALS ALONE!!!
everyone has to stop making posts like "the world's loneliest ant has died in secret" its making me sad
the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb
My brother would feed table sugar to the ants at our bus stop when we were kids. The mound was almost a foot high and twice or three times that wide when he stopped. Ant king, really.
when the gods stopped answering our prayers, the first thought was to wonder if the gods had abandoned us in our hubris. maybe we had taken all they had given for granted. maybe we should have been more pious, more grateful.
then came the thought, maybe the gods had all died. though, none of us had any idea how that could be so. they were so immense and unknowable. could they even die? what could kill a god?
but none of us, in our endless debates, ever guessed the truth.
the gods had switched school districts.
Kitten Apprentices VS Clown Kittens
- Kitten Apprentices assist fully fledged wizards with daily tasks and are magical in nature. They wear patterned party hats with frizzly sparkly pompom toppers. Ribbons or bow ties adorn their necks.
- Clown Kittens are entertainers and mischief makers! They have no boss unless they are attending clown school and honing their craft. They wear patterned party hats with a soft puffball topper and wear their clown collars with pride.
wikilifeadvice
make your own foot scrub
- feet are pretty hard to make
- dont call me a scrub ever again
wikilifeadvice
please stop making me read this
I think I should artpost so coryn from guardians of ga’hoole because he was on my mind! quick sketchy drawing
I feel like if ga’hoole had a big fandom coryn would have the same type of fans as hunter owl house fans. sorry guys nothing against any of you. He’s cool though I love the silly owls
‘Slug’ by Nagasawa Rosetsu (1754-1799 CE), who was a Japanese painter of the Maruyama school. Ink on paper, Edo Period
when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.
i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11
