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Fuck it we ball. Not essential, and had to use a pseudo deadname In case anyone I know irl finds it cause I'm still closeted irl, but if you wanna help a trans audhd dude finally have a little financial freedom while I'm too busy caring for my grandma with dementia I would really appreciate whatever you can send!
It's so goddamned funny that originally if you reached sans fast enough via a speedrun it would trigger the most Agonizing and Excruciatingly slow cutscene of Sans eating an ice cream cone accompanied by circus music. Completely unskippable 01 minute and 30 seconds of sans gulping it down sloppy style. as your consequence for speed running Undertale
Thank you for adding the video @shubbler
It's kinda funny that the Spider-Verse movies are such bangers when the actual Spider-Verse arc in the comics was like. kind of shit. Like it introduced Spider-Gwen and I'll always love it for that but the actual arc itself was nothing to write home about
Like the actual plot of Spider-Verse in the comics is that there's like an ancient immortal space vampire who eats spider-people so all the spider-people across dimensions have to team up to stop him but only the Real 616 Peter Parker can Truly save the day because he's the Most Special. Miles is like, a bit-player in this. It's mostly just a bombastic nonsense excuse to show different variants of Spider-Man getting murked.
The movie adapts way more from Miles' Ultimate Spider-Man origin as well as the Spider-Men book
Was that the same event that erased the Ultimate Universe and transferred Miles to 616 or was that something else?
Nah that was Secret Wars, that was a lot later.
comic book fans could make up literally anything and claim it happened in a run and like 90% of the audience would have no choice to take their word. Y'all should use this power less responsibly
There's a parallel version of Spider-Man who's a car and his name is Peter Parkedcar
@demilypyro You think you're being funny, but that is not more psychotic than Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham, which is canon, and strongly supports alys' argument.
She's not being funny at all
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Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.
"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes
What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god
A while ago I read about autistic people and nesting somewhere & I think we don't talk about that enough. Apparently, a lot of autistic people like nesting. I love nesting. I carefully choose a space to build my nest and I bring all my little trinkets there. I surround myself with everything I love and everything I could possibly need in the next few hours- my water bottle, a snack, my weighted blanket, my soft blanket, hand creme, my headphones, my charger, my favorite stuffed animals- so I don't have to leave the nest to get anything. It makes me feel save and calm and like everything is gonna be ok. This is a nesting appreciation post. Any other autistics who love a good nest?
I keep a remote, a phone charger, my books, meds, my knitting, drinks, and my laptop in my corner of the couch. I never realized this was a thing, but I’m always confused when my husband keeps getting up to get things he wants instead of keeping everything he could possibly want in his corner.
Two nests - one on the sofa, one in bed
Posts that make you go: hmmm, maybe this applies to me too
Because ho boy, me and my partner both nest a lot lololololol
Oh, that's what that is?
*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.
Lies and deceit rice cakes fuckin slap
Police however this is accurate about
omg
I think this comic sums it up- they still think it's a 'preference' and not a fact of being. I don't prefer to be called a man, I am one, and cis transphobes are cis whether they prefer being called that or not
The other fun thing about the Olympic is her mere existence and 20+ year career debunks roughly 90% of weird Titanic conspiracies. Like idk man that subpar steel and shoddy construction seemed to hold up just fine while cleaving open a u-boat.
Ok what conspiracy theories bc I'm curious but the only one I've ever seen was that the titanic itself was actually secretly the Olympic which was repainted and sent in the Titanic's place for insurance fraud reasons regarding that very accident lmao
Goyim trying not to comment "waaat I don't know why people are antisemitic it doesn't make sense why would you hate people why can't everyone just get alone uwu I don't get it it doesn't make sense to be antisemitic I love everyone" on every post about antisemitism instead of just reblogging and listening:
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Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness
Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?
THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT
I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible
Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together
get high and think of me
No no…
Get high and think of us
Good news little darlings I am now high and unable stop thinking of you all
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
instead of exterminating rats, the state of New York should hire a rat trainer to round them all up and teach them to do odd jobs. they could clean up litter, scrub the manhole covers… run electrical wires. maybe do some plumbing
there should be a dedicated rat feeding station in every subway. if you pass out drunk on the bus a squadron of 50-60 purebred albino rats should carry you gently down the street back to your home. i know this may all sound rather infeasible—but if you hire me, the pied piper,
I love how every century or so the entire field of physics collapses on itself because of a few discoveries that go against everything currently known and then we just kinda have to wait a little while until it gets back on its feet
A chemist from the 1910s could pick up a modern chemistry textbook and understand quite a bit of it. They’d have lots of missing gaps but they could probably understand a decent amount. A physicist from the 1910s could pick up a modern physics textbook and not understand jack shit of it
A chemist from the 1910s in modern times: Woah! You guys discovered quite a few more elements of the periodic table! Cool!
A physicist from the 1910s in modern times: what the fuck is a particle accelerator
I mean to be fair a particle accelerator seems somewhat self-explanatory so long as you know what particles are
It seems like a fairly basic concept of 'it accelerates subatomic particles', except for the fact that in 1910 they hadn't discovered most of the subatomic particles yet.
Hot damn they barely knew what particles were I am.... Wow
Do you think this is why we have a tendency to think of our ancestors as idiots now? Bc this insane knowledge boom is so much faster than it's been before?
This tweet is laser targeted at me from 6 yrs ago
There must be something about gender and deodorants I do not understand.
When I was 7 and my sister asked me to pick a deodorant for myself and I picked the strawberry scented one she flipped out and angrily told me in all sorts of details that I should pick one for boys and I could not understand what is the connection between gender and strawberry.
Fast forward nearly two decades later and she's the only family member I told directly to never be a part of my life ever again (not for this exact reason, there were a lot of them).
No see it's simple girls smell like nice things like fruit and flowers and guys smell like. Uh. I dunno. Hardtack? Sharks?
Cool sport rush is gender euphoria is what it is
how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name
OH FUCK
I've been attending a queer community group for 6 months in a small city. I don't talk about myself since I'm fleeing violence and just go to be around people I don't work with. Yesterday i was hanging out with someone from that group, outside of the group, for the first time. They thanked me for making the group more accepting by being openly Jewish. They've started making their events less Xtian, making plans behind closed doors to be more open to non xtians/atheists, and shutting down antisemitism super aggressively since they found out I'm Jewish. They threatened to kick people from group last week when they told an antisemitic joke (once I was out of the room as to not upset me). There's only one problem.
I'm not Jewish.
I grew up in a primarily Jewish community. I've attended a lot of events and gatherings at Synagogues my whole life. I can say "I don't speak Hebrew" in Hebrew. And I am not Jewish. 2 or 3 months ago people were trash talking religion but clearly just meant Xtian and I corrected them to say Xtian when they mean Xtian, citing my queer Jewish *friends* as people who have not had the same religious queerphobia, and good religious experiences in general. I was thanked, conversation kept going, and I did not know it until last night.
I immediately corrected my friend. They think this is hilarious. I am consulting a rabbi on if I can ethically only correct people when they make it known to me that they think I'm Jewish, since I'm apparently making an impact on the group in a positive way when they assume. I feel insane. Goyim will hear you don't think Jewish people are homophobic and assume you are Jewish bc there is no other explanation I guess. Feel free to toss your two cents in on this comedy of errors while I wait for the rabbi to get back to me.
allying so hard u accidentally trip into the mikveh.
honestly though, it is really funny to me how many goyim think that the only people who could possibly defend jews are other jews. this is a pretty consistent issue in progressive spaces, so i'm glad you're calling it out.
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