Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)
courtroom yaoi
#i know this is about the romans but to me it's literally exactly demosthenes and aeschines' dynamic#now THAT's old man yaoi (via @kallistoi)
it's like plutarch's parallel lives in here
i should really like, block Craigslist from my computer
in my immediate area, there's:
- a young unneutered male miniature poodle mix, good with people, kids and other animals, originally from a home where he was allegedly being starved. have a terrible feeling he's going to get snatched up to make BYB doodles...
- a 10 week old poodle mix puppy being sold for pocket change :(
i like, would never want either of these dogs for keeps, but i do want to make sure they find good homes 😭
cope with sadness by becoming a de facto poodle rescue
update: my girlfriend says i'm not allowed to cope with sadness by becoming a de facto poodle rescue
julian: im done arguing with garak about stupid shit
garak, desperate to keep arguing: i believe bajor is flat
julian: you WHAT
judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job
she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force
judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop
just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post
She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy
I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.
Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.
Okay, Norway voters should have been horny for Croatia, but like. You done good, considering.
Okay Catherine Tate doing the UK’s jury votes is cute, actually.
MOLDOVA AND ALBANIA SERVED BALKAN CULTURE YOU DUMB FUCKING JURIES. WHERE ARE THEIR POINTS
i started playing ace attorney i really like mayas hair i think shes cute
fuck the jury stop giving sweden points
if germany and croatia get 0 jury points i will start biting i will bite ebu itself












