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Kโˆ†TIE โ™ฑ CIRCA '92 โ™ฑ SHE/HER twitter: @C0NQUER0RW0RM instagram: @conquer0rworm
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Very upsetting that on this fresh morning in this broken world I am subjected to emails

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I donโ€™t know what youโ€™re doing with your one wild and precious life but Iโ€™m making tables in word documents

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The soft animal of my body does not love spreadsheets

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All my life I was a bride married to amazement but unfortunately I also had to attend zoom meetings

what's your blorbo show? the show that has so few characters who AREN'T your blorbos that the characters who aren't don't even count. The show where you're spending most of your watching time going "there they are! the specialest person in the world!"? I'll start, mines Merlin

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neil gaiman being like 'i'm heartbroken about the good omens spoilers :(' is so funny to me. upset the mega-corporation that commissioned your fanfic leaked a 1.425-frame scene that instantly blew up your audience numbers while a massive industry strike is still ongoing? just take the money and go man.

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services