Rainbow beetle commission for @ukuleleokumurasworld 🌈

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let’s go out in public where you can walk me like i’m a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable

IT’S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT’S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!!

Keeo goobin’ goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora.

Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There’s no mention of public nudity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog.

Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort?

“Irrationally prejudiced” motherfucker admit you have a petplay fetish. there’s no shame in it on this website.

Okay… just please consider the following scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario.  It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties. “Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.

I beg the fuck pardon

yknow for as infamous as this post is, you’d think there’d be a lot more than 14,000 notes

date of origin: September 24th, 2017

What the Fuck Is Geedis!?

Comedian Nate Fernald came across Geedis pins and a forgotten fantasy universe while he was searching for pins related to the band The Jam.

The pin was in the likeness of a hunched brown monster with crazed green eyes, labeled simply, “Geedis.” Nate bought the pin since he was fascinated but couldn’t find any information on where this strange creature was from. He contacted the sellers who were unable to provide him with answers either.

He finally took to twitter where someone pointed him to a picture of a sheet of stickers featuring a detailed illustration of Geedis, as well as additional characters, labeled “The Land of Ta.” (bottom left)

Now that he found out where Geedis came from, he had to figure out what The Land of Ta was. After Fernald posted the stickers to his Facebook page, a couple of other sticker sheets that appeared to be from the same series turned up. One sheet is labeled “Women of Ta,” (bottom right) and features variations on the well-worn fantasy theme of absurdly-busty-female-warrior-monsters. 

Small print on the sticker sheets indicate that The Land of Ta was created in the early 1980s by a company called Dennison Company, which is today known as the adhesive label company Avery-Dennison.

Taken all together, the designs and character names seem to hint at some lost or forgotten fantasy franchise. No other information can be found on this and it remains unexplained. 

UPDATE:

It has recently been found out that the artist behind Geedis is Sam Petrucci. The origin of the pins and “The Women of Ta” still remains unsolved.

If you’re interested in following this mystery, check out this podcast:

PODCAST

On September 11th 1973, US-backed General Pinochet overthrew the democratically elected leader of Chile, Salvadore Allende. Pinochet ordered an air strike on the Presidential Palace, labor activists and famous folk guitarists were rounded up for torture, disappeared, and killed. Pinochet converted the national football stadium into a detention facility like Guantanamo Bay. Chile’s economy was turned into a plantation for the 1%, as inequality and poverty skyrocketed under the imposed Milton Friedman-style economic model. Over 40,000 Chileans became victims of Pinochet’s terror. In response, the Nixon administration committed more money, more training, more torture equipment. The world didn’t begin on September 11th, 2001. Rather, for the first time in modern history, Americans were visited by the same violence the US has imposed since its creation. In Chile, the US murdered tens of thousands and impoverished millions. This wasn’t America’s first foray in international terrorism, nor would it be the last. The United States security state is a terrorist and a plague on the people of the world.

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CARRY THE WATER REMOVE THE WATER

A sticky situation

date of origin: 2010

Medusa and her gargoyle girlfriend!💕💕 I really liked the designs that @beebeedibapbeediboop made in ThisPost! Her drawing made me smile all day! ^w^ 🌸 and I hope it dose for you too!!

[Me at any freckled girl who shows me even an ounce of affection] 😍

Did you know Nintendo trademarked the phrase “It’s on like Donkey Kong” in 2013? Buuuuttt…..

More DK Facts: youtube.com/watch?v=0Ly_lWN_3-s Source: tinyurl.com/y269uoqf

This is, without exaggeration, probably the best dating advice I have ever seen.

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

date of origin: 6th of june, 2013.

GUYS CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING?

tumblr-con

where everyone from tumblr can meet up with other tumblr people and we can have fandom booths for each fandom big or little and its free! please?

How quickly they forget.

We must not let history repeat

wat what does this mean lol

History lesson! Yes, a tumblr convention did happen, back in mid-2013, and it was called Dashcon. Basically, tumblr in a convention, right? Sounds cool. People thought it would be really promising since there was going to be a Q/A panel from the creators of Welcome to Night Vale! But, following the convention’s start, the panel was cancelled. Everything went downhill from there. Barely anyone attended, except some cosplayers(namely homestuck fans, we’re here for everything) and other folks.

 That ball pit up there? That thing quickly started a rumor that the staff would give an ‘extra hour in the ball pit’ to make up for missing the Welcome To Night Vale Q/A. This is what started the ‘extra hour in the ball pit’ meme.

People payed 17,000 bucks for this con. Literally nothing happened. 

And so, everyone here who was on tumblr circa 2013 knows and wants to prevent it to happen again.

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the the ball pit passed out of all knowledge.

the above commenter left out soem details and had some inaccuracies. it’s way more wild than that.

dashcon actually took place in july 2014, which places it in the era of tumblr where superwholock had fully fallen out of fashion. it was even more of a trainwreck than previously described. this post gives a great rundown of all that happened and i definitely recommend reading through it. there’s also a wikipedia page! and a knowyourmeme page! and a fanlore page! but here are some highlights:

the wtnv panel was cancelled because the con didn’t pay the wtnv team’s transportation and performance fees before their panel, so wtnv walked out as they had full right to imo. here is their apology. well-known artist gingerhaze apparently didn’t have her hotel room paid for and had to sleep on wtnv’s pull out couch. yikes!

the con was run by a few people who were superwholocks (and the dregs of it) the homestucks in the ball pit was simply one of the first iconic images out of the con. tickets were $65 for a first time con that was basically empty by saturday afternoon - all the vendors packed up and left.

okay, the $17,000 bit? not to be glossed over, because what happened was at the end of the first night of the con the organizers made a speech to the crowd asking for $17,000, or else the hotel would kick them out. so they passed around a hat and people just dumped money in - no signing of names, no nothing - until they got the money. then there was loud wailing of “we are the champions.” there was a lot of suspicion, and basically everyone considers it to be a scam.

here is a screenshot of informative panels one could attend:

apparently, names and descriptions were changed by con staff - reports from the “homoerotic subtext” panel actually said the panel was about queerbaiting in the media! which is cool.

following it, there was speculation on the con’s llps, allocation of payment, and just a whole bunch of stuff that could easily pile into a bunch of lawsuits. i havent heard anything about any of them coming to fruition… pity.

anyway, here’s a pretty good description of the whole affair (warning for volume and flashing in the link)

possibly the greatest and worst weekend of 2014.

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

I truly love all of you and will miss you all

It was a great time. You will always be in my heart. 

It’s been fabulous Tumblr. Peace out.

date of origin: 22nd of may, 2013

If only they DID shut down this site