season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

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7 years of bad luck for those who do not reblog the kitten using Jordan

da okušamo

nista ne kosta

vrijedi probati :)

Saying the last goodbye to the greatest. May the sea be calm for you. Adio Kapetane ❤️🌹

anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

u kno whats nice? when its 5 pm and still daylight

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 7 beers and 5 shots in 2 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw

"It sounds better in Spanish."

-me about everything

It does

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Please

petition for stars in the day time please???

girls already exist