it's always so funny when a band makes a song that is nothing like their usual music just to fuck around a bit and then that becomes their most popular song. kind of humiliating for them i imagine
Chumbawamba: (taking a 3 and a half minute break from being a weird anarchist punk folk collective singing songs about various social and political ills) I GET KNOCKED DOWN AND I GET UP AGAIN...
I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
happy pride month
By the way, with the new gimmick of QSMP News that QSMP Global started, i want y'all to also know about Fofoquei! It's a "gossip magazine" twt account, which is, btw, the one Forever works for! Here's the link to their twt :D
AITA FOR KILLING MY FIANCÉ’S GRANDFATHER JUST BECAUSE I GOT NERVOUS HE WAS GOING TO RUIN MY MARRIAGE?
My fiancé (21) has a grandpa (85) who came to visit me at my castle recently, because we’re getting married. He seemed like a normal old guy at first, but after a while I realized he behaved strangely.
He kept singing tiktok songs, even though he’s old. He seemed really old too. And he smelled old. He also wanted to live at the castle with me, but the castle is reserved for me and my fiancé, as well as my beautiful egg son Richarlyson (1 month). So, so he’d have a place to sleep, I built a prison in my dungeon for him and asked him for a list of items he wanted. I did everything he asked… made a TV. Added a crucifix so he could pray, a comfortable bed. And even then he didn’t seem happy with the situation, and said he would call my fiancé to tell him I was placing him in a dungeon.
I have killed people in the past, but I’ve changed… However, in that moment, I lost control, realized that elderly man was trying to ruin my marriage and without meaning to, when I came to my senses, I had stabbed him a couple times (16)
However, he survived. Meaning, everything was fine! But then, he threatened me with a chainsaw and said he would stop my wedding. I love my fiancé. When I was alone, and no one else was there for me, he was there for me even though it was dangerous. We have been through rough times together and we have overcome them together.
A person I barely know won’t ruin what we have just because I tried to kill them. Then, I threw him off my castle’s balcony and stabbed him on the ground, with a sword.
AITA?
(guys cellbit wrote this himself lmfao. this is a translation)
people who draw tallulah with dark skin or who draw chayanne with dark hair and dark skin i give you a pat <3
i cant hold it in. i fucking love the way roier says “WHAT THE FUCK” like the genuine emotion. it gets me everytime
hello! thank you to everyone who added in what they know about non-english text slangs concerning the languages on QSMP. I gathered everything into a google document for easier access.
Link to Document
I tried my best to make it readable and will definitely update as more languages are added in! I am open to submissions about changes and additions so just send me an ask if you have anything to add!
Reblogs would definitely be appreciated <3
By the way, with the new gimmick of QSMP News that QSMP Global started, i want y'all to also know about Fofoquei! It's a "gossip magazine" twt account, which is, btw, the one Forever works for! Here's the link to their twt :D
AITA FOR KILLING MY FIANCÉ’S GRANDFATHER JUST BECAUSE I GOT NERVOUS HE WAS GOING TO RUIN MY MARRIAGE?
My fiancé (21) has a grandpa (85) who came to visit me at my castle recently, because we’re getting married. He seemed like a normal old guy at first, but after a while I realized he behaved strangely.
He kept singing tiktok songs, even though he’s old. He seemed really old too. And he smelled old. He also wanted to live at the castle with me, but the castle is reserved for me and my fiancé, as well as my beautiful egg son Richarlyson (1 month). So, so he’d have a place to sleep, I built a prison in my dungeon for him and asked him for a list of items he wanted. I did everything he asked… made a TV. Added a crucifix so he could pray, a comfortable bed. And even then he didn’t seem happy with the situation, and said he would call my fiancé to tell him I was placing him in a dungeon.
I have killed people in the past, but I’ve changed… However, in that moment, I lost control, realized that elderly man was trying to ruin my marriage and without meaning to, when I came to my senses, I had stabbed him a couple times (16)
However, he survived. Meaning, everything was fine! But then, he threatened me with a chainsaw and said he would stop my wedding. I love my fiancé. When I was alone, and no one else was there for me, he was there for me even though it was dangerous. We have been through rough times together and we have overcome them together.
A person I barely know won’t ruin what we have just because I tried to kill them. Then, I threw him off my castle’s balcony and stabbed him on the ground, with a sword.
AITA?
(guys cellbit wrote this himself lmfao. this is a translation)
people who draw tallulah with dark skin or who draw chayanne with dark hair and dark skin i give you a pat <3
