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Mythology AU master post

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE

Please, iron your flags.

Took months of procrastination but I finally finished this. For bitches like me who wanna make a gymsona but are fuckin indecisive. An in-depth look at what Pokemon Type you should train

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

How? I lied

I was practicing little piano and thought “why not show the fools”

why is it good? who allowed that

I’m sorry God made me funny and talented

“You shall fall dead the day your first child is born!” the young, inexperienced witch had cried casting her curse. Little did she know, to an asexual like yourself, she’d practically granted immortality. Now, every year, on the anniversary of the curse, she tries her best to “fix” things.

why are birds so cursed

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

this was intended as an humorous post but based on replies some of u have been genuinely cursed i think

RIP Chidi Anagonye, you would've hated the new poll feature

babygirl i am literally in pain over how you

im sleepy & couldnt think of a punchline so i just clicked reblog

you've become the monster that mom told you about as a kid. the one you wished you'd never see now sits in your blood and waits.

and that scares you more than what they'll do when they find out.

(tried my hand at making a gif comic! pretty fun, if a little tedious.)

sideways scene (x)

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

The way they all fell down.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

protect the children

...do they not know? Do they not understand the ancient texts?

The old ways are not taught to the younger generations, they are left to be forgotten along with the tragedies of the past.

Someone teach them the ways.

If you spend enough time here, the Old Ways find you.

Reblog if you support romantic same sex relationship themes and gay characters in childrens entertainment!

SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON

This is so cuddly and friendly I love it