still sorry

bonk!

What kind of bird is this

The kind with several other birds inside it.

a mother! how wonderful

Puppy Gamecube Plush made by RoseGoldJelly

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

the girls are learning to count

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

This is how shit feels lately

t-shirt that says "i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks"

Purrcussion

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she DEMAND to be Percussed

This queen is rocking a cute outfit while her matching purse is being carried for her.

We love to see it.

that’s actually a boy tortoise! his name is Bon-chan and i love him he has to wear those cute dresses so he doesn’t get too chilly also he’s in his early 20s so even tho that’s around his max size he’s still quite a young boy! the purse is full of treats btw

im losing my mind over this tweet

Paw on top

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