I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time
*frustrated to the point that i must have something else going on voice* Pretty fucking stupid that you can't just buy a jetpack.
Honestly the big apple is rotten to the core & we need some worms to finish the job
The Femme Fatale: You know, for a detective, you're quite clueless.
The Clueless Detective: What the fuck? Why would you say that to me?
Max Schrek takes a break on the set of 'Nosferatu' in 1922 in a picture that's probably creepier than any taken during the filming of the movie.
there is an ongoing war on quora between upcoming child philosophers asking questions like “if head, arms and legs (5) correlated to the 5 fingers of a hand, which would each of them be?” vs. guys with mangled souls and their entire CVs in their little info box, that give answers with ZERO magic in them
When you talk to someone and you’re trying to explain the concepts using words and they respond to the words instead of the concept they represent……
one of the worst genres of tumblr post is "attempt at thoughtful emotional prose from a person who has read nothing but fanfic since they graduated from high school"
there had to be something like trampolines before we felt the need to make artificial ones . maybe a type of animal we jumped on that went extinct
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new twitter main character of the day, "sugar guy", who went viral for asking his neighbor for a cup of sugar in a predatory and yucky manner, has been successfully gangstalked into suicide. the nation's tweens are pioneering a viral dance that incorporates elements of the gross knock he did on his neighbors door as a form of memorial.
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Feel the succulent juice of the honeydew
