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i made a matching nana garak for the spoon bashir i posted earlier for @conceptadecency (go check out her fic where garak does indeed eat a banana!) 🍌🥄
Look at the art hingabee made for me!!!!! Julian and Garak putting suggestive things in their mouths hornily is my new favourite art subject
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On it
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by ConceptaDecency
Garak visits Julian at his new job.
Part of a drabble challenge with the prompt “new beginnings”.
Words: 100, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of Drabbles
Another one. Maybe I’ll get over this writer’s block.
by ConceptaDecency
Julienne Bashir is certain the Chief’s husband won’t mind if they sleep together just once. He’s her best male friend, after all.
Words: 985, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
A little fic I wrote. It’s not garashir but it is the first thing I’ve managed in a while!
garak that’s mean, you knew that was going to happen
FavouriteNemesis↳ Q portrayed by John de Lancie
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Important question: can Garak knit?
Absolutely. Odo constantly trying to confiscate his needles.
He learned from his dad, who knitted in work meetings.
It can be very soothing. Important in a high-stress job.
His OO staff really appreciate his handmade items and they always fit perfectly.
Cardassians love wave pools and there is one on DS9. It was called the Gul Dukat Wave Pool until the Federation took over.
Then they renamed it the Jean-Luc Picard Wave Pool.
Sisko tried to shut it down. “We don’t have the resources!” But the only people who line wave pools more than the Cardies are the Bajorans.
Cardassians love wave pools and there is one on DS9. It was called the Gul Dukat Wave Pool until the Federation took over.
Then they renamed it the Jean-Luc Picard Wave Pool.
coping with the horrors of living in France by pretending I’m on an alien planet and they dotn have universal translators yet
French man on the street: Hé! Hé! Posez ce lance-flammes, vous ne pouvez pas faire ça ici !!!!!
Me: I am on the romulan colony on Vashti . I am among romulans rn
French man: NON! POUR L'AMOUR DE DIEU
Etienne, his bleu sacre.
Important question: can Garak knit?
Absolutely. Odo constantly trying to confiscate his needles.
He learned from his dad, who knitted in work meetings.
It can be very soothing. Important in a high-stress job.
Important question: can Garak knit?
Absolutely. Odo constantly trying to confiscate his needles.
He learned from his dad, who knitted in work meetings.
Cardassians love wave pools and there is one on DS9. It was called the Gul Dukat Wave Pool until the Federation took over.
It annoys me how a common trope on Star Trek is ‘tee hee, I’m a workaholic, I have twenty stardates of leave saved up because I never take a break’ and that’s supposed to be something we admire. Take a holiday, idiot. Especially if you’re the boss. Set a fucking example. It’s the future now and you’re better than this toxic shit.
