im crying
a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”
forgot the word “lungs” and said “breathing box”
i recently forgot the word “purgatory” and said “the preparty to hell”
forgot the word smoothie earlier and said “when fruit does a deadly dance”, and then said “jam but not cooked”, and then i angrily gestured to the blender and said “when you put the fruit in and say goodbye” anywho today has not been a good day for me
@official-lucifers-child I’m sorry I had to I couldn’t help it I swear my hand slipped! 😂
i’m crying
“Do the number alphabet” has huge ‘kid attempting innuendo when they are just realizing innuendo is a thing but not having any idea what it is for’ energy.
Sometimes I forget spoken English words and because my boyfriend doesn’t know ASL I’ll try and explain the word to him. Anyway.
A couple weeks ago I was sitting with my boyfriend and I couldn’t remember the spoken word for book so I explained with a completely straight face “the thing with the tiny words that give the mind image. The dead tree that isn’t wood inside and the words and the,”
And my boyfriend tentatively says “Baby, do you mean book?”
I did indeed mean book, but at least he’s been with me long enough to not question my over exaggerated frustrated explanations.