mom: complains about they/them pronouns being SO HARD to remember
me, barely refraining from telling her about the existence of neopronouns:
the it/its pronoun users waiting to be unleashed

mom: complains about they/them pronouns being SO HARD to remember
me, barely refraining from telling her about the existence of neopronouns:
the it/its pronoun users waiting to be unleashed
it's so funny that israel is straight up in asia but eurovision lets them compete because they've done enough genocide and colonialism to count as honorary europeans anyway
Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.
Murdered the entire squad
THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.
They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.
A female character being widely hated is a huge green flag.If my experiences with fandoms and critics have taught me anything,it's that if that's how they react to her,that i'm about to meet the most based fictional girl to ever exist
Yet again I got blindsided with the gas bill. We owe 173.56 by tonight and they never contacted me until this morning. I have no way to pay it or postpone it further, either. I asked. Can anyone help us keep our stove/heat on because I'd really appreciate it. Don't ask why we still need heat here Ohio is trash ok. We also need food but like. Idk. I haven't really eaten much in a week idk.
average "accessible" college campus
[ID: the College of Winterhold from Skyrim. The entrance is a long open-air bridge with no handholds or walls.The ground of the bridge is covered in ice and has crumbled in places. Additionally, the supports that initially held up the bridge have fallen away, leaving the bridge suspended precariously over an open chasm. end ID]
It’s always funny when anglo writers looking to express a specific idea casually pluck a cool ready-made monosyllabic phrase from their language’s unlimited supply and Romance language translators just curl up in the fœtal position and cry. I’m reading a text in which the American author talks about ‘Haves’ vs ‘Have-Nots’ vs ‘Have-Mosts’ —the poor French translator translated this as ‘ceux-qui-ont’ (the French language: don’t worry I’m just getting warmed up), ‘ceux-qui-n’ont-pas’ (nice we’ve doubled the syllable count but we mustn’t falter), and the beautiful ‘ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres’ (300% expansion ratio let’s gooo! we did it great work everybody.) From 2 to 8 syllables—the minute I saw that bulky thing I knew it had to be Have-Mosts in the original and I was giggling. The anglo author happily proceeds to use the phrase ‘Have-Mosts’ 5 times per paragraph because why not! it’s so quick and wieldy :) we don’t actually need the word wieldy ‘cause it’s just the normal state of our language <3 meanwhile you can feel the French translator’s desperation grow as she is reduced to juggling with “those” and “the latter” to avoid summoning her creature. Eventually she reaches the acceptance stage and uses ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres again like, it’s my monster. I shouldn’t reject it
"Rail only works over short distances" one of the most detached from reality carbrain statements I've ever read. Rail is objectively, demonstrably better to cover long distances than it is to cover short distances. Car culture legitimately gives you some kind of brain fungus.
babe wake up first usa stripper union jus won !!!!!!
Not the first! The only one now but there was one previously!
^^ true! the workers at Lusty Lady in san fran were union until it closed in 2013 </3
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
Fuck shiny hunting I’m gonna look for the real treasure (a spinda with a spot that looks like amoong us)
as humans we've perfected years of selective breeding. we've domesticated dozens of starter pokémon. we've mastered the science behind genetic ability and nature transfer.
there MUST be an among us spinda out there.
“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey
the beautiful game!!!!!!
A blorbo is a fungal infection in the brain. This is also why blorbo thoughts are contagious.
Skrunklies are multi-cellular parasites, and not as contagious, but those who are affected tend to have very long-term symptoms.
Scrimblos are viral, and often mistaken for blorbos because the symptoms are very similar. However, the symptoms pass much more quickly for most hosts
Poor little meow meows are noxious weeds, which, once taken hold in an ecosystem, begin to shove out all others within its ecological community.
A babygirl is an apex predator.
(Parody)
To meet diagnostic criteria for Allism Spectrum Disorder according to DSM-5, a child must have persistent deficits in each of three areas of social communication and interaction (see A.1. through A.3. below) plus at least two of four types of restricted, repetitive behaviors (see B.1. through B.4. below).
A. Persistent deficits in direct, honest, and compassionate social interaction and patterns of using deception and manipulation of others perception. Deficits persist across multiple contexts, as manifested by the following, currently or by history (examples are illustrative, not exhaustive; see text):
Severity is based on social communication impairments and impairment in organized, specialized behavior. For either criterion, severity is described in 3 levels: Level 3 – requires very substantial support, Level 2 – Requires substantial support, and Level 1 – requires support.
B. Patterns of over-dependence on heuristics, social norms, and generalizations in behavior, interests, or activities, as manifested by at least two of the following, currently or by history (examples are illustrative, not exhaustive; see text):
Specify current severity:
Severity is based on social communication impairments and restricted, repetitive patterns of behavior. (See table below.)
C. Symptoms must be present in the early developmental period (but may not become fully manifest until their behavior becomes intolerable to autistics).
D. Symptoms cause clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of current functioning.
E. These disturbances are not better explained by intellectual disability (intellectual developmental disorder) or global developmental delay. Intellectual disability and allism spectrum disorder frequently co-occur; to make comorbid diagnoses of allism spectrum disorder and intellectual disability, communication should be below that expected for general developmental level.
Note: Individuals with a well-established DSM-IV diagnosis of allism disorder, neurotypical disorder, or pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified should be given the diagnosis of allism spectrum disorder. Individuals who have marked deficits in social communication, but whose symptoms do not otherwise meet criteria for allism spectrum disorder, should be evaluated for social (pragmatic) communication disorder.