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my name is not samantha

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18 years old
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love has the worst withdrawal symptoms of any drug i’ve ever done.

j.e.b. ((bet you’re not feeling this way.))

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you know what's extremely toxic? jealousy,

turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis. but it’s just the price i pay

I had to look up the song cause i couldn’t for the life of me remember the band/title :/ boo

killers/mr.brightside. wow. epic fail

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Holy America, land of the free! It’s justice o'clock! I can smell the liberty burning!!!

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every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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So ya know how anti-choice trashcans say "what if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fetus that gets aborted?"

But since fetuses already knowing advanced medical sciences aren’t a thing, I figured I’d provide some more valid alternatives:

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who has a “black sounding” name and gets their school application thrown out?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who accidentally becomes pregnant where abortion is illegal or very difficult to access and they are forced to quit the sciences to raise the child?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fat person whose credibility in the medical field is destroyed because they are assumed to be “unhealthy” and a hypocrite?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a person who starves to death?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is murdered by drones or police?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is raped and cannot continue their research due to trauma?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is killed in a shooting because some below average teen boy couldn’t get laid?

I mean if you wanna talk about real life actual things that prevent scientific advancement look no further than capitalism, misogyny, ableism, racism, violence, oppression. But I guess that doesn’t allow you to control people’s bodies and push your gross agenda.

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So this happened when I tried to use my new shower last night

why is this funny

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I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

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this is just a few what I have seen lately

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whY

I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.

oh hell no

Oh hell yeah