very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…
Been thinking alot about deathpreg lately
It's the last sentence that makes this one of the funniest drils of all time
oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs
Here's the notes on the Medieval Fantasy Star Wars au! I'll add to this as I do more. If you're new here, this is the saga of me drawing Star Wars but like what if it was Fantasy?
FUCKED UP TINY SOPRANOS GLOCK CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
- Breaking Bad, Season 2 (2009)
- Prison Break, Season 4 (2008)
- The Sopranos, Season 3 (2001)
- Shaft (2000)
- 30 Rock, Season 1 (2006)
Caravaggio’s Sacrifice of Isaac (1605) / Franz Kafka’s Dearest Father
OLIVIA COOKE as ALICENT HIGHTOWER HOUSE OF THE DRAGON — 1x09: “The Green Council” (2022)
rating actual medieval names i have found as a medieval studies student but they get progressively more unhinged:
- William de Appeltrefeld: 8/10 bc appeltrefeld sounds like a nice place to live. who wouldnt want to live in a field full of apple trees? points deducted cause there are like fifty bajillion williams in england
- Luke de Luka, merchant of Luca: 6/10. ur parents really werent creative huh
- Hugh de Wlonkeslowe: 7/10. looks like a straight person trying to keyboard smash. *laughs in english place names*
- Roger Smert: 10/10 absolute banger of a name. does it make any sense? absolutely not! but you guys. i dont think you understand. smert!!
- John de la Bro: 7/10. when ur such a bro that its literally ur name and 800 years in the future its all people know of u
- Hugh Sad: 7/10. weve all been there buddy
- Gaylarde de la Mote: 10/10. slay. i bet this guys mote was the gayest mote youve ever seen
- Hugh de la Penne: 9/10. we stan a pasta man
- Richard de Astlegh: 10/10. verily, he shall ne'er give thee up, ne'er let thee down, nor shall he run with great haste and desert thee, he shall ne'er cause thee to weep, ne'er bid you farewell, ne'er shall he speak wicked falshoods in thine ear or cause thee harm
- Bindo Hug: 8/10. who is this man a hobbit???
- Eudo la Zusche: 6/10. deadass sounds like something youd see in a really bad fantasy novel
- William crisp: 7/10. w h a t.
- Asser son of Licoriz: 7/10 there is so much going on here i dont even know what to tell you
- Baldwin Panik: 10/10 cause this is a heckin mood
- Richard Cok, aka Dick Cok: 69/10. nice.
you can tell when someone has literally shut off their imaginative capacity, their ability to experience wonder and fear and horror, in favor of regurgitating viral twitter and tiktok soundbites.
petition to stop climate change, not for the obvious reasons but because i don’t like it when the “air” is the temperature and consistency of hot soapy bathwater
>>>begin discourse simulation
guy 1: i don’t condone torture. i think torture is bad actually
guy 2, wearing the ugliest guillotine earrings you’ve ever seen: because of you we will never have the glorious revolution
Ok but the Kingsguard is basically a boyband of ugly people that commit war crimes for their manager
nostraightstarks
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
Spoilers TWOW
“Mercy, Mercy, Mercy,” she sang sadly. A foolish, giddy girl she’d been, but good hearted. She would miss her, and she would miss Daena and the Snapper and the rest, even Izembaro and Bobono. This would make trouble for the Sealord and the envoy with the chicken on his chest, she did not doubt. She would think about that later, though. Just now, there was no time. I had best run. Mercy still had some lines to say, her first lines and her last, and Izembaro would have her pretty little empty head if she were late for her own rape.
A study of Charles-Alexandre Coessin De La Fosse (French, 1829-1910)