me when I'm love women
hard-right conservatives will be like "question everything" and then accept everything they were ever taught to believe about society plus whatever insane thing they happen to see in an email
i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur
Bad News guys the National loud sound went off and the 5G Joe Biden waves activated my Covid Vaccine like a sleeper agent and made me cum and moan like some wild thang. it also made my cock really big and transfered $400 into my bank account
did everyone enjoy loud noise was loud noise time fun
im the prettiest canary in this mine
what the fuck is that smell
we need to figure out a way to make doing dishes less annoying for everyone. and we need to figure out how to make cigarettes healthy. and we need gay sex
i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
the lottery by shirley jackson
hold on i have to read something real quick
dude
Please respect my pouch no laughing
DISRESPECTFUL OBLITERATING YOU
lower back is sore. suggestions ?
Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.
It's a good sweater
I'm putting this here bc I feel like it's information everyone needs. You can find it here.
at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical
Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.
HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️
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DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!
NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!
this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good
whats up faggot i mean they