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see you in hell or in communism

@communistellewoods

eve | she/her and ae/aer | my favourite emotion is "shake fist at god but in a rivals to lovers way" and my least favourite emotion is "strong urge to hit my head against a piano keyboard so the discordant notes can physically express my inner turmoil"

hey!

i know I don’t talk much but i figured i’d make this post so people can know things. i’ll pin it so it’s easy to find.

hi, i’m eve. i’m tme and white.

entitled-goose-game -- > communistellewoods

i try to tag common triggers, but if you have anything more specific by all means, send in an ask to let me know. i don’t have anon on unfortunately (i don’t feel comfortable with that rn) but i won’t publish the ask, i’ll just start tagging for what you want me to. it’s totally okay to ask for content warnings too. also, if i ever miss something, please tell me! i’d much rather have you not get triggered.

dni: racists, antisemitic, pro-trump, pro-biden, terfs, transmeds, truscum, anti-pan, exclus, conservatives, “pro-life,” ableists, homophobes, transphobes, anti-mogai, anti-slur reclaimation, swerfs, anti land back. i’ll add more when i think of more. and obviously, if you do follow but are any of those things you will be blocked :)

since you’re here, be sure to check out my pink tag to see my collection of reblogs of pink things! pink things are pretty fucking sick and i love them :) i add to it whenever cool pink things cross my dash so check back on it anytime for more pink things! :p

thanks!

remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

Anonymous asked:

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

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Can't get this on any other website, folks!

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

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ima-giant-turtle

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

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aflotanir

She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.