Sorry, your boyfriend is frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. Still, what I want to know is where's your boyfriend

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

omg they captured the feeling perfectly

Edit: this post was made by calicocoded on twitter

it's jerk her off June, help your local trans girl by jerking her off

Hey!~

Congrats it's now jerk her off July! Help your local trans girl by jerking her off

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

happy ballpiss day!

Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

The Shape

why does the chick in this meme have an antenna ? that combined with her white skin n hair and red eyes make her look like if they tried to turn the reddit mascot into a waifu

WHAT

constantly torn between "boobs aren't sexual" and "boobs were literally sent by the gods to give us some joy in our miserable lives"

I like to imagine these two dated.