if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is not just “stating your opinion” it’s being an asshole

I reblog this as an atheist who really wishes other atheists would shut the fuck up and let people deal with tragedy in their own way that hurts no one.

Aaaaand the opposite is also true. If a horrible tragedy befalls an atheist, don’t try to use it as an opportunity to lead them to Jesus.

lowering your music’s volume just to snoop on other peoples conversations

teacher: *asks question* me: *furrows brow and pretends to be in deep thought until someone else answers*

“Go back to your own country!” I yell at a White person. All of a sudden, their body starts to divide. 45% of their body flies to Italy. 16% goes back to Germany. 7% flies to Slovakia. 12% flies back to Russia. .45775097% leaves for Croatia. 19.5533% flies back to a Native American reserve in the Midwest.

This stunning sunset reflects off a body of water in the Okavango Delta, Chobe National Park, Botswana, 1988. (Photo: Frans Lanting)

ice skating is like walking in cursive

A Friendly Reminder

-Deadpool is insecure -Deadpool has chronic pain -Deadpool is submissive in bed -Deadpool is pansexual -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips -Deadpool is a blonde -Deadpool’s initials are WWW -Deadpool had an abusive father -Deadpool’s mother died from cancer -Deadpool fell in love with a teenager -Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her -Deadpool had a daughter -Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful -Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine -Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids -Deadpool is good with kids -Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong -Deadpool hates himself -Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting -Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead -Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force). 

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

#no this is good let’s do this

Guy: “Ay yo baby, nice tits!” Girl:

got this on my wall

Medicalisation for trans women is rarely, “Oh, you need hormones? For medical reasons? For dysphoria? Fine, sign here, and take this to the pharmacy. Have a nice day!”

it’s, “You’re wearing jeans. You’re clearly not serious about this. See me again in six months and make sure you’re wearing something pretty.”

It’s, “Why aren’t you growing your hair out? Why haven’t you started electrolysis yet? I know it’s expensive, but if you were serious, then you’d find the money. See me again in six months and make sure you’ve had your hair styled and made some progress on beard removal.”

It’s, “Tell me about your childhood. Was your father absent a lot? Absent a little? Did he work? Was he ever out of the room? Uh-huh, let’s see… absent father figure, clearly homosexual, not transsexual… Okay, see me again in six months.”

It’s, “Where’s the naughty girl, come for her hormones? Aren’t you a nasty one! Hmm, not playing along… not sufficiently feminine, also doesn’t cross legs… Okay, see me again in six months.”

It’s bullshit.

Ponytail tutorial! 😂😂😭

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORSLF

The illusion of reality

“dark lipstick makes you look intimidating”

good. stay the hell away from me.