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Yes its an archer reference formerly: the-iron-dragon-god They/Them 30

Three absolutely knockout finds at Buffalo Exchange in PDX, sadly had to leave them behind </3

The last one says "muff diver exploring the realm of the bearded clam"

I'm going to find that "cops out of America .... Out of earth" shirt if it kills me

Happy pride month to:

  • Lesbians who are boys who are also girls
  • Lesbians whose gender is lesbian
  • All trans women
  • Nonbinary people who are in a constant state of mental torment because they can't decide if they want to transition or not
  • Boys who are girls
  • People who identify as transsexual
  • The trans girl who hacked the no fly list
  • Alucard from Castlevania

Man greeted by Otter Pup in the water 

This is Wild Frank (or Frank de la Jungla) and this man is a fucking hero. He’s been involved in a lot of legal battles because he makes a habit of stealing fucking tigers from billionaires in Thailand and helping them get rehabilitation to get back to the wild. Governments hate him, poachers hate him, but in my country this guy is the face of animal freedom.

What a fucking chad

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i will forever be obsessed with this tweet. what if DE was about nothing. cottage core isnt white enough for me i need small german village in the alps core.

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Honestly, the reason DE still is in my unplayed games folder is because knowing the main character is a copper makes is initially unappealing to me.

Sign me up for a total conversion mod and a witch in the alps.

consider actually playing the game before passing judgment like that

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it's incredibly funny that one of the consistently worst posters on this site with the dumbest opinions is a high level employee at Tumblr corporate

this guy would already have a prismatic-bell reputation if he wasn't an employee but frankly he's gunning for it anyway

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

Imagine trying to scam someone and letting jumped by SpongeBob, mickey mouse, scrat and whatever that 4th thing is

i was very excited during class when i suddenly realized this comic translates beautifully into chinese

the explanation here being:

allo? - hello? a l'eau - water?

谁呀?- shei ya? who is it? 水呀?- shui ya? water?

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It’s even funnier if you know that in french that type of showerhead is called a “Telephone shower”. ^_^

After I reblogged this I realised that it works in te reo Māori too.

Ko wai tēnei = Who is this but also This is water

Please add to this, I want it to turn out that this works for every language on earth except English.

*ring ring* "What'r you want?"

Voter fraud and election fraud are unilaterally Republican mission statements.

They admit it.

Bruh why do they bother when the electoral college is the one actually voting? Like how many presidents actually would've won the popular vote? They're all worthless old shits their weird need to be liked as well as in a high seat of power is incredibly sad

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my dad took some ancestry tests and eventually found out who his father was (and that he has 5+ siblings who are also finding all of this out) and honestly it's been pretty bizarre and emotional so far, naturally

but one of the biggest changes for me is no longer having to give the whole spiel of "oh i know i'm racially ambiguos but hey there's a whole story behind it because this that and here's my father's backstory"

like no i... i just have a grandpa from Nigeria now

...that's way less mysterious >:(

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worst update ever it just hit me that my long lost family members now know my name and that i am an artist with a small online presence and thus almost certainly know by now that i (on occasion) draw gay people having sex

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I didn't have a favorite post before this is my favorite post now