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Spencer: (can't find Joe in a crowd) Alright, this calls for drastic measures
Spencer: (cups hands over mouth) SHIA LABEOUF SUCKS!
Joe: (in the distance) IT'S OKAY THAT YOU THINK THAT, EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT OPINIONS AND I STILL LOVE YOU ALL!
Spencer: (shouting) I LOVE YOU TOO, JOE!

honestly the “overwatch as futuristic WWE” theory explains so much about the game:

  • the implausible backstories
  • the stage names
  • the exaggerated personae
  • how nobody’s origin story actually seems to impact who they fight
  • the highly specific and long-running rivalries
  • the nonsensical timeline
  • how half the cast has “died” and then come back
  • how it’s never clear what anyone’s actually fighting for

and nothing blizzard does in-universe can disprove it because it’s all part of the narrative

The real question tho: Who is Vince McMahon.

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