your honor i was just being a little silly

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

here u go 

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

this is one of my favorites for sure

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

New year, new me!!!!!! *Burns off finger prints*

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

i like them..

They way there are people on my dash getting up on their high horse about people still posting normal content right now....... Mind boggling. We are on tumblr

Like I'm not even gonna uno reverse the moral superiority contest like "ummm not everyone has the mental energy to obsess over current events 24/7" like that would be true but also. We are literally on tumblr

The whole point of tumblr is that it's not the real world and nothing here matters. We could be in the middle of a nuclear war and we'd still just be like "so anyway I started watching this tv show recently" and it doesn't mean Shit about how much op Cares they're literally just not posting about it

Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Dope

Love it!!

Que te fucken Michis

poggers sounds like something finn and jake could have said

As the french say............ Celebi.

ive been so normal these last few days omg❤️

i regret to inform you that this is not in fact how normal people act

#sorrynotsorry.... im so #normal im #unbothered.......