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Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

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”great” britain? actually I find it quite mid

happy 10k notes to this post! shoutout to all the brits reblogging it saying it’s actually quite awful and to everyone saying “‘united’ states of america? Actually I find them quite divided”

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

Megoosa.

Gonna go out on a limb and assume @elodieunderglass has been tagged here a billion times but tag them anyway just in case

I think you’re the first. She’s amazing! I feel strongly that her gaze shouldn’t turn you to stone. (That property is usually strongly associated with mythical serpents, and is probably genetic.) I think that her gaze should do something different to you; perhaps you freeze in place, sweating slightly, until she looks away from you, and you’re released. And then one individual goose suddenly whips around and stares at you, and you are frozen again!

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

pairs well with this one

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mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

I... what.

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funnytwittertweets

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

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killerkitteh-deactivated2024110

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

One study on 146 individuals treated with a Bite-Away heat pen found similarly effective results from heat treatment; thankfully, spoons dunked in water cost way less than the Bite-Away’s 30 bucks.

You can also blast the bite with a hair dryer - learned this from my mom and it works great

Thanks to this post, I have four swiftly-healing, non-itchy mosquito bites and one second-degree burn

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megapope-deactivated20220531

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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koobaxion

how many hands you got

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megapope

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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koobaxion

allow me illustrate you

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megapope

that’s still four people

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koobaxion

i truly can’t make this any clearer

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megapope

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

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koobaxion

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"