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Count Varley has had it coming for a long, long time. With the end of the war, Bernadetta's own success in the eyes of the Empire, and, now, the death of her mother, Bernadetta is finally ready to face him.
Or, at least, she's gotten sick enough of running from him.

Varley vs the Crown is now complete

my friends & i have a late nite tradition of watching old 80’s/90’s commercial compilations. last night we found one that none of us had a single clue what it was supposed to be for

couldn’t find anything about it online. we called the number on a whim, and it’s STILL UP. and it only brought up more questions. what the fuck is this

It's funny how Twilight Princess has a reputation for being the 'edgy' Zelda game when it's so fucking silly and straight up campy at times. Like they really had the penultimate boss that the game had been building up to from the beginning be this dancing capering twink who falls off platforms and gets his head stuck in the dirt and whose preferred method of sword based combat is- "wave it around wildly and hope it hits something".

The entire race of Hylians was created by a progenitor race of chicken sized chicken people in the canon of Twilight Princess. This is played completely straight.

The kingdom's dungeons where prisoners are fucking executed, is operated by use of a man sized Beyblade that serves no purpose other than operating these mechanisms. This is never commented on. The final boss fight of this same dungeon is a literal rollercoaster ride where link uses the Beyblade to jump tracks and kill the enemy. Who is the manifestation of the resentment and power of the dead. Killed. By a twink riding a beyblade.

One of the main characters is a toddler with the cadence and vocabulary of a jaded thirty year old, who performs a hostile takeover of the city's premier center of commerce, which he then transforms into a toddler-themed bazaar. This is also played completely straight.

Bigfoot is real and also a wife guy. There is no explanation as to where he fits in in the races created by the gods.

Yknow that image thats like “do you think its possible for a country boy and an emo girl to fall in love”. Or whatever. Thats testament learning to love themself. To me

Post somewhat inspired by this particular comic anthology artist’s testaments

labs that are also churches. to me

(1. annie dillard, teaching a stone to talk 2. the deep underground neutrino experiment, a.k.a. DUNE 3. the large hadron collider 4. the sudbury neutrino observatory)