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commander-tiger

Monday 8:27am I woke up with you on my mind. You called me babe last night — my heart is still pounding. Tuesday 10:53pm Today I realized we won’t work. What we are is hurting her. And I think she matters more to me than you do. Wednesday 11:52pm I broke things off with you today. She barely said a word. I’ve never regretted anything more than this. Thursday 4:03pm I shouldn’t have sent that message. You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it. Friday 9:57pm I almost messaged you today. I didn’t. Saturday 8:49pm I’m walking around town in search of alcohol. They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart. I want to put that to the test. Sunday 2:32am I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before. I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me. I can’t help but wish you weren’t. I thought I was irreplaceable.

a week with you on my mind, c.j.n. (via panamaweddings)

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kbfoto

Seeing a woman’s naked body is a goddamn privilege, and people need to stop acting like it’s a right. A woman doesn’t fucking owe you anything, and you should be thanking her if she allows you to see her body.

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rrest-assuredd

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

steampoweredplayer

Koop

twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

stalkerazzi365

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

ricanass

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

Scrolled past but got paranoid

y

I was going to ignore this

GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST

porn blogs care about their moms

hiya-whats-up

It’s not worth the risk

batdashcrew

NOT MY MUMA!!!!!!!

GIF by n-wordbelike

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rrest-assuredd

cvmeronleslie

I love the way girls fuck. I love how they try so hard to be quiet, but when the right spot is stroked at exactly the right time, they can't help but let a moan escape. I love how around family they're so sweet and innocent, but in the bedroom they bite and moan like the bad girl they are. I love how she feels against me, and I love to hear how I feel against her. I love when our bodies combine as one and I can feel her soul intertwine with mine. I love the taste of her, I love her scent. I love the love scars she gives me. I love the way we make love.

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

novacaineandabelle

Fffffffff let me get right on that.

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

aniseandspearmint

Me: *sees post on tumblr* Shouts into the back of the house* Hey, mom, you remember to take your pills?

Mom, faintly after a minute: dammit.

(So it’s not just helpful for the person seeing it, lol)

spiffy202

I actually forgot to take mine.. thank you, Tumblr

Needed this, Thank you

Hoping this helps somebody that does take any medication. Also, I wanted to say that it’s okay if anyone does. As you can see, many others take medication as well, so anyone else that sees this must understand that you are not alone. I hope this reminds and/or encourages somebody out there.

commander-tiger

stargazerinmoksha

store my heart somewhere safe preferably somewhere near your face keep it on your smile keep it wrapped around your fingers i love like an oblivious cliché just never thought things would end in by a swelling of mistakes– how can i call myself brave if i can’t even look into your eyes the truth is written beneath the sad days no wonder the rain feels so free– just tell me that we’re okay tell me that we can be friends tell me that it wasn’t all for nothing tell me that you love me then again, maybe not

baby (via everylittlepieceofyou)

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mcphee-sorrentino99

If you are ever next to me while I’m on the phone with someone, I will never be opposed to you kissing my neck and making me loose my train of thought. Make me think of nothing but you, because you are all I ever want to have running through my head.

(insp)

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go-after-adventure

my husky obsession grows stronger everyday

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collarbones-and-cigarettess-dea

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.

awkwardteenagenerves

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

simplypurkey

That last story is worth reblogging

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing