okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

you made it sexy

I knew the kid was trouble as soon as he walked in. The old man didn’t give me any warm fuzzies neither. Sure, I needed the job, but I had a bad feeling about it.