brand new and extremely cursed ways to show approval

Hillary Clinton is an incredibly tone-deaf, incompetent politician, and she would still have eked out a win over the even-more tone-deaf and incompetent (from the perspective of the median voter) Trump if the GRU had not interfered.

(Yes, this was prompted by Clinton choosing to promote "But her e-mails" merch today.)

The GRU made her not campaign in Wisconsin?

just heard about ted kaczynski. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

"Every day we're all further from God"

there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

bonus: why they ourple

Sir where is your head

Maybe "militant vegan" or "radical vegan" is not the right term. What do you say to refer to activists who primarily target vegetarians, or people who have reduced their meat consumption by 90% for climate reasons, or people who eat vegan plus fish oil capsules for health reasons, or just non-deontologist vegans, while ignoring the people who eat a big mac a day?

"A person who correctly identifies targets that can be pressured further, rather than waste their time with people who won't budge"?

why did my mom end this text with a wink

she’s the prowler

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I'm certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

Making the factual correction the punchline is a really big change from the classic Dunk Quote Tweet, in which the quoted tweet is the punchline. Expect to see more changes to Twitter game mechanics over the next several years.

While I don't think burneracct69 is fond of Musk's changes to Twitter, and quite frankly there's a chance the site is going to stop functioning and go bankrupt, the combination of Community Notes (should they stay fairly accurate) with a reduced censorship profile (more akin to 2010 than 2018)...

Has essentially turned the lights on.

There's a number of reasons that the online right has lost their cultural edge. One of them is that when he doesn't only appear in the shadows of a dark room, lit only by a red backlight, spoken of in hushed voices by people method acting terror of him... Zero HP Lovecraft is kinda flabby.

Figuratively.

Squish squish

Veteran’s discount: “I like your shoelaces”

Active duty: “Have you seen Goncharov?”

think of the part of you that most divides you from mainstream society - that introduces the most friction between you & the average person, and the most camaraderie between you & a fellow X-er.

If X had a ~pride flag that looked nice, would you put a sticker of it on your laptop?

(Assume outing isn't a problem - a genie has made it so that when a person who sees your sticker has a negative reaction, the reaction is capped to "the person dislikes you but will not take actions against you stronger than avoiding you")

I wear shirts and leather shoes and have never owned a single item with a rainbow flag on it.

Feelings? You know who has feelings? People who came into programming through academia and CS courses.

Engineering professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a compliance procedure for everyone you meet.

...new level of impostor syndrome unlocked, thank you 🙄

On the subject of laptop stickers: when everyone in our office got new thinkpads, we did a mass order from redbubble. I considered putting lots of stickers on mine for a brief moment, then decided against it. One is enough:

Shout out to acclaimed horror mangaka Junji Ito for writing a cute slice of life comedy about competing with his wife for the affection of his two cats and REFUSING to change his eerie, body-horror-filled, vertigo-inducing art style at all for its entire duration

clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

Something very biblical about this

Huh, I thought potato was じゃがいも and didnt have a kanji, but it turns out that "imo" part can be written as 芋 and means tubers in general, TIL

i bet if walter white had tumblr hed be like "i am the one who blogs haha"

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just got a beautiful ring from the store, can't wait to show it off here!

#my purchases #marie speaks

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finally scored a new job can i get a hell yeah. back to making stacks dawg

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I didn't want to have to make this post, but deadlines are closing in and I don't have many options left.

My name is Walter White Junior, and my father was recently diagnosed with cancer. He's been battling for a few months now, and he wants us not to worry about him, but he can't keep pulling money out of nowhere. I've done the math, and I've estimated that he needs $12k to afford all the treatment he needs.

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okay, you know what? No. I'm sick of this. Kleptomania is a valid mental disorder, and if i have to explain to you why, then i will.

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#marie speaks #rant

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bored on the job man its got me thinkin...

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i miss her so much man...

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I am the one who blogs haha

#heisenposting

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Who said that

y'all wanna see a horror story in 2 pictures?

I have to kill