I love that Pavitr literally backflips outta bed
Meanwhile Hobie hates mornings and is like 'if you getting robbed before noon that's between you and god homie DO NOT call me'
When Miguel was ranting about how Miles was an anomaly and a mistake and Miles commenting earlier about "You have claws? What kind of Spider-Man are you?" tldr Miguel is the actual anomaly
He's literally projecting his own insecurities/issues onto Miles. "You're an anomaly. A mistake." Never applied to Miles it applies to him. With the small difference of being bitten by a spider that didn't belong to his universe, Miles story is not that different from the other spider people.
But Miguel? If they go with his comic backstory he was never bitten by a spider in the first place. He was experimented on by Alchemax by gene splicing his DNA with spider DNA. If they go with this backstory, Miguel is a major hypocrite
i’m genuinely obsessed with the mirror/reflection motif in this movie. splitting miles and the spot’s faces down the middle because they are reflections of each other. they created each other.
miles and gwen hanging out with miles standing right-side up and gwen sitting upside down, because miles and gwen are facing their loved ones dying and miles is choosing to stand and fight while gwen is letting herself fall into the tragedy. miles standing on his bedroom floor in the wrong universe and gwen hanging from his ceiling in the right one.
gwen’s character flaw is refusing to get attached and cutting people off, and miles’ is loving everyone too deeply and thinking he can have it all. they’re cut from the same cloth but their different choices are shaping their destinies!!
Finding out the 19 year old who died in the submersible did not want to go and was absolutely terrified of water/the idea of the submersible but only went because his dad basically forced him to go for father's day has me absolutely sick
I need him biblically, I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism 🙏
Friendly reminder that Hobie is canonically 19. He was bitten at 16 and in the movies he says he has been spiderman for 3 years. The director of the movies confirmed he’s 19. Miles is canonically 16. Hobie x miles is a proship. It doesn’t matter that it’s “only 3 years” one is a minor, one is an adult. It’s wrong. You also cannot headcanon ages to justify illegal/morally wrong ships. SMH can’t believe this has to be said
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okay but sex w hobie + eye contact = heaven. like he definitely forces you to hold eye contact with him as he's absolutely pounding into you. he will hold onto your cheeks and make you look at him and probably tease you relentlessly too .
stopped cleaning my room for this but listen
eye contact is everything to hobie, just like in general. it always makes the sex 10 times better when your eyes are locked onto each others, both of you needing to really see the other to get off.
and basically in any position there's heavy eye contact. but especially when you're riding him, your hands on his chest, you bouncing on his dick like your life depended on it. if your eyes close for even a few seconds, if your head lolls away from his viewpoint, his hand is wrapped around your chin to turn you to face him.
"eyes on me," he tells you, but you're fucked out, and close, and switching between watching hobie's cock disappear and reappear at your cunt, to closing your eyes in ecstasy. he notices where your gaze is focused, and his voice quickly takes a teasing tone. "fuckin' mesmerizing, innit? 's like she's been made for me."
and you wanna stare for a little longer but then hobie has one of his hands squishing your cheeks together while the other holds onto your hips, giving him leverage to start to fuck up into you.
"but i said eyes on me. yeah?"
yes this is a tragedy and yes i really fucking hope they make it out alive but also holy fuck if i could be convinced that a real thing was the plot of a horror movie about karmic retribution i think i get to laugh about it a little bc like.. the ceo is in their and his name is stockton fucking rush and he was quoted in multiple interviews saying that commercial innovation should override passenger safety while complaining about safety regulations made because of the titanic crash. they cut every possible corner. they named it the titan. after the titanic. they went to gawk at a mass grave and now theyve probably joined the bodies down their. the contract they signed had the word death three times on the first page. the company is named oceangate and multiple people dont know that and think its a watergate reference. they used a wireless playstation controller to get down there.
Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
