we’ve finally created The Torment Nexus from classic novel “Dont Create The Torment Nexus”!

I had an interesting night last night

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

so anyways i love polyculs

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

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is such a funny sequence

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

This is to pride discourse like when a new guy comes into the wrestling ring w a chair. Absolute mayhem to the discursive ecology

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

hitchcock found it long before. more effective as well.

Unfortunately this is EXTREMELY funny

this is perhaps the weirdest sequence of events i have ever witnessed in any kind of media

So uh.. I accidentally threw Sidon off of dueling peaks

If I were a beautiful woman and two men were in love with me I would manipulate them into doing gay shit with each other

DRAG IS NO LONGER BANNED IN TENNESSEE ✨✨

WHY ARE HYOY SO SMALL

STOP STOP HES ALREADY DESD

they cant stop grilling my boy. manlet simulator

the saga continues

umm compilation

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there