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"Th- this sort of rudeness cannot be tolerated! How can you face the successor to the Ushiromiya Head Family and accuse him of eating a cheese?!"

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

how did the organization survive for 10 fucking years with xemnas talking like this

made another one

this is SO REAL i’ve been saying this

i’m just saying, the substances scene in gotham would be unlike anything else . a fucking minefield. joker gas weed

smokin on the shit that made harvey dent

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually

this must have been what the court at versailles was like

unparalleled chaos

morrowind

oh my god not being in school and not having a job is so boring

those “the unemployed friend at 2pm” memes make so much sense now. Like yeah I want to go base jumping off machu picchu. Fuck. Anything to fill the google calendar

reblog to keep your mutual refreshed with a nice squirt of the saw the ride dead body fountain

I know this is a longshot but I feel like Tumblr is the best place to ask- does anyone have the official Joe Biden Spore file? I have not been able to find it on the old Sporepedia links that I found.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about I know what you’re thinking- “Joe Biden Spore model? OFFICIAL Joe Biden Spore creature model?”

Yes, OFFICIAL Joe Biden 2008 election voting awareness ad campaign Spore model.

Please, I need it for obvious reasons.

Image is taken from the sporepedia listing but if that doesn’t work then it’s the result by MaxisCactus on this link.

Not only did it work, but I also discovered that 12-15 year old Sporepedia comments are still readable on the website.

And in this moment I know that we must go back to when the internet was this inscrutable

that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a "conventionally attractive" guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear

i have to fucking help him and tell him where mr fox hid his spatula

My favorite quote from any movie critic ever is from Roger Ebert, who once said “The Borg Queen looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind”

i thought this was a joke, but. uh. nope.

@unimportant she absolutely did lol

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears ........ he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

ok thanks for the info wiki

Shes reading heidegger