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the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts
ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box
Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:
Its the best!!!
Nope!
Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡
The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.
why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss
The birds and the bees
!!!
They’re dating ❤️
alright i am readyto catch it
toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared
here you go little buddy
hey guys it turns out that all the replies that weren't showing up aren't lost forever
help thats kinda funny. sending him back out to sea
Losing it over this
@ people in the notes are saying he should have googled Prince Phillip before he got on stage ... no, you don't understand ... Prince Phillip was announced dead during his set.
Which also means that for a lot of the audience they had just heard this news for the first time and their first reaction was to cheer lol.
fuck consistency in art !!! we ballin !!!!!! whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god !!!!
apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was
now THIS one louder at the back
its wednesday
Irrelevant
End of my rope tuesday wednesday
you people will just. say anything
#Tbf tho the bechdel test is pretty shitty #Like dgmw this is a stupid take but it’s a lame test anyway
okay but do you understand that liz wallace made the bechdel-WALLACE test because she was a dyke who wanted to go to movies and pretend the characters were dykes and her friend alison bechdel happened to put her silly little litmus assessment into a comic strip and then the rest of everyone else decided it was a bona fide way of means testing media for Feminist Content? do you know that? it doesn’t sound like you know that
some of you are the dumbest motherfuckers alive
i am going to explain the bechdel test for people such as those in the tags
here is the original comic strip:
what the bechdel-wallace test is not:
what the bechdel-wallace test is:
it is not a way to “police what women speak about” because it does not apply to real people. it applies to fictional characters. also, the bechdel-wallace test does not stipulate that there can be no conversation about a male love interest. the women just have to talk about something other than a male love interest.
the reason the male love interest stipulation is there is because like… this test was created by a butch lesbian woman to determine whether or not she wanted to watch a movie. removing that part of the test violates the spirit of the test. it’s silly because it’s not supposed to be serious.
tl;dr stop misinterpreting the bechdel-wallace test you losers. op is right. goodbye
