shout out to thighs 🙏☝️
you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else
guys you need to stop rebloging this I've been salmonsharked over 2k times from the notes pls spare me
y'all please this was meant to be a jaja funny 20 notes post what the fuck
get salmonsharked bitch
This could be 20K notes, sure.
@flyin-shark get salmonsharked
I’ve been salmonsharked and now you all must be too
“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.
current note count: 4,872
obsessed with this whole sequence. the pre-ceremony public canoodling. the heart eyes. ambrosius' glower. ballister's little glances back at him. how ambrosius catches him. the hand holding ambrosius back.
I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy
"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy
she the on my suckening until i- *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE* she sucken on my ing until i- *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE* she ing on my suck until i- *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*
we’ve finally created The Torment Nexus from classic novel “Dont Create The Torment Nexus”!
this meme came to me in a vision. I don’t know what it means I just saw this vibrant image in my mind very suddenly and had to create it. enjoy?
There is no ‘rest of the Mona Lisa’ - it doesn’t exist.
Tech bros fundamentally don’t understand art, and it’s why all AI art looks ugly as sin.
The mona lisa was actually a landscape painting but this random woman decided to just like sit there and block the view and da Vinci just rolled with it
we need more unpleasant female characters. not even evil necessarily. jerkwads and basketcases and people who just suck to be around. I want to read about women who I would never want to share a blunt with in a billion years
Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy
it was just a misunderstanding
post-timeskip
Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump
So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.
BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.
Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’
The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low
BUT NEVER ZERO.
