you know who mjf has?
get elton john on commentary
GET ELTON JOHN ON COMMENTARY
shewolf but make it tom lawlor..
they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist
the two most important skills are sympathy and fire
working on a video that has me go “you’re so fucking annoying” at myself with every new edit i make
they should sell tumblr blue shirts with nothing on them. the only indication it’s tumblr merch would be on the interior tag. if you recognize the color in public that’s a personal problem
joe being like yeah punk's just like that im crying bro
the nature of the beast 😭😭
people are like “punk never puts young guys over” as if he didn’t get on his literal knees for hook
hi did you know it's been 285 days since punk
well that can't be right
there better be titanic signs in the crowd at collision
hey comedia did u know that. cm punk will b back tomorrow. did u knowwww
WHAT??? OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA
guys i need a moment
in order not to go insane as i wait to finish my magnum opus punk return video i am also working on an Unbelievably Annoying punk return video like i have to work on the entire spectrum from “so emotional it’s cringe” to “literally the most annoying thing you’ve seen in your life”

