sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive
Edward Elric was like "only God can judge me 😤" and then God did judge him and he was so mad he embarked on a quest to convince God to take it back
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"
back then i remember wanting to be paris hilton’s chihuahua